thoughts and fucking prayers

Close to worthless well-wishing platitudes when real action and assistance could make a positive outcome difference.

So, Connor has cancer and his family is having a tough time making ends meet because he can't work.
Really? I'll be sure to light a candle for them at mass this Sunday.
Why don't you save your thoughts and fucking prayers for imaginary problems; they could actually use some help.

by YAWA October 18, 2020

Prayer pigeon

A hard-on that has become permanent. Apparently derives from priapic.

I have to go the hospital to have my prayer pigeon fixed

by Guermantes June 18, 2011

Prayer of the Refugee

The last hope in a desperate situation, you're last shot to make something work.

Usually works because of the power of sheer desperation.

girl 1: weren't you gonna dump your bf today?
girl 2: yea...but he got down on his knees with a basket of roses and begged me to forgive him...
girl 1: Oh wow. I guess he pulled a prayer of the refugee. You didn't have a chance.

by LosiThai March 5, 2012

Prayer Meeting

A phrase that means ‘a group of people passing around a joint or sharing other drugs’, used to conceal their true intentions. Also called: Adult Prayer Meeting.

*Dad and Uncle Tim are walking out to the shed*
Kids: “Daddy, where are you and Uncle Tim going?”
Dad: “Were gonna have a Prayer Meeting.. you kids go in the house.”
Kids: “But we wanna pray too.”
Dad: “This is an ADULT Prayer Meeting.”

by Scrodom July 7, 2018

Pradeep

The most good looking handsome human on earth the most sweetest sexiest man on this planet. If u r his girl he'll take care of u like a little princess of his he's adorable he's hot he's everything a girl craves for his voice is the best voice u have ever heard worst are not enough to define Pradeep.

Define pradeep

by CaptainHulk November 23, 2021

Loafenity Prayer

Loafenity Prayer:

God, grant me the laziness to avoid work everyday

The courage to nap for hours on end

and the hammock to do it in.

I got pissed when my wife asked me to do a bunch of chores around the house today. So I said the loafenity prayer three times and took a nap instead.

by JShakes December 23, 2009

pulling a prater

When you rub one off in you're girlfriends face because she fell asleep on you.

She fell asleep on me and so I pulled a prater pulling a prater

by Jake_off February 8, 2017