Decoy Porn

The porn you leave in an obvious place to be intentionally found to distract the searcher from finding the more serious stuff.

Dude1: Man Marcie went through my hard drive the other day when I was out.

Dude2: Shit man... did she find anything?

Dude1: Only my Decoy Porn.

Dude2: Man that shit comes in handy.

by Doctor Dbx January 18, 2009

Fall Back Porn

The rare porn that to you is re-watchable and when all else fails and other porns are not getting you off, you go back to a classic that can get the job done.

Chris couldn't finish masturbating while watch the grandma porn so he went to his fall back porn and watched his favorite; Back Door Sluts 9.

by Tazdudeman August 12, 2010

porn storm

Surfing for porn and getting bombarded with pop-up windows.

I tried to mouse off last night but I kept getting caught in a porn storm.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

porn virus

A porn virus is a concept made up by males that means the reason there is porn all over one's computer is because they got a virus.

100% of the time it is used as a scapegoat since the real reason there is porn on one's computer is due to the fact that the user voluntarily looked it up.

Thankfully, such viruses do exist, and have therefore saved countless asses of boys and men alike from pissed off parents, girlfriends, or wives who find porn on their computers.

Pissed off mother: Johnny, why is there porn on your computer?!
Johnny: It was a porn virus, I swear!

Pissed off Girlfriend: You've been looking up porn! Am I not good enough for you or something?!
Boyfriend: OH NO, I've been targeted with a porn virus like all my friends!

by ohthelulz August 15, 2020

porn eye

Eye soreness caused by staring at a TV or computer monitor for long periods of time, usually while watching porn.

I could have watched that webcam girl all night, but I eventually had to log off when I got porn eye.

by Urban Jed July 3, 2007

Porn Addiction

You know dam well why you searched this up, just get some help. For the sake of your future.

"I heard that Michael had a porn addiction"

"Well that wont be easy to get out of"

by YankeeBrim March 26, 2021

porn

If your friend dared you to look up porn but you're a complete smrtass, you're probably here.

Dave: I dare you to look up porn!
Smartass: Done.

by warrobotsalt February 2, 2019