potoe

L mad L hes dogwater dated alana like down bad feels bad

person 1 " Yo thats Potoe, he dated alana"
Person 2 "Dam there down bad"

by pog......man September 5, 2021

Posobed

verb: past tense: Posobed; past participle: Posobed.
Any action taken to describe a person deleting social media posts or entire accounts due to humiliation and logical destruction.

(Politician hypocritically attacks opponent)

Jack Posobiec highlights hypocrisy on Twitter.
*Politician deletes ENTIRE Twitter account in shame*

“Dude! You just got Posobed!”

by Phaser1980 October 3, 2021

potosexual

If you are attracted to potatoes.

I identify as potosexual

by barrstool January 21, 2022

Poober

A very bad dog.

James: NICK, YOUR DOG CHEWED A BIG ASS HOLE IN MY SOFA.
Nick: Yeah sorry about that. She's been being a bit of a poober lately.
James: WHAT??

by Ratmond-ant February 6, 2022

photobesity

A morbid obsession for photographing anything and everything, and never deleting a single image. Photobesity fills phone memories and hard drives to capacity; the photobese person never has enough storage for their habit.

"Once again, T has had to double the size of his hard drive. What does he need all those pictures for? His photobesity has just pushed his storage up from petabytes to exabytes."

by MycoMike January 27, 2023

Portobello mushrooms

Ooooohh. There is a chemical in them that may or may not cause cancer or cause tumors to grow.

Hym "It's not just portobello mushrooms either. It's other kinds... Remember the thing I said about Terrence McKenna? 👋😝👋 Right again! Captain always right! I've never been wrong! It's astounding! How could a man never be wrong? Even once!? Damn, I am too good. This skull jelly? These thinky thoughts? It's too much. It can't be contained."

by Hym Iam April 9, 2023

potbelly

Someone who is so fat that there stomach makes a shaped of a cauldron of sort.

Dave eats so much sugar, he has a potbelly

by partyparty12 August 24, 2023