A practice commonly exercised by politicians, dictators, corporate establishments, salesmen and your parents, where one deliberately substitutes words such as "me", "I" or "oneself" for "you" in order to appear selfless and public-spirited.
Common Politician: "This is what public (you) wants."
Correctly interpreted as "This is what I want." Hence The Politician's "You".
Correctly interpreted as "This is what I want." Hence The Politician's "You".
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Get the politicians mug.Someone who will say anything to anybody at any time to get exactly what they want. Lawyer See "politician" and add: With a total lack of ethics and/or remorse for their actions. Judge See "lawyer" and add: With a shitty attitude.
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Get the politicians mug.A term used to describe grandiose politicians who consider themselves saviors and expect all of their constituents to kneel at the altars of their perversely pious and pseudo-religious claptrap that is clearly designed to keep their authoritarian leadership dreams intact and growing.
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"Money", "Notoriety", and "Power", as well "Themselves" are the ONLY things that Politicians care about. Because they're professional liars, they'll do whatever it takes to get these things.
In addition, Politicians pretend to "care" about less fortunate people or "support" charities, just so they can lie to them and manipulate them or take advantage of them, as well as wrongfully raising taxes to line their pockets, or even passing biased and hypocritical laws that only suits THEM, but not SOCIETY, that don't even make the slightest bit of sense.
Another thing with Politicians, is when bad things happen in the world, they point the finger of blame at whoever they want, just to cause problems.
"Money", "Notoriety", and "Power", as well "Themselves" are the ONLY things that Politicians care about. Because they're professional liars, they'll do whatever it takes to get these things.
In addition, Politicians pretend to "care" about less fortunate people or "support" charities, just so they can lie to them and manipulate them or take advantage of them, as well as wrongfully raising taxes to line their pockets, or even passing biased and hypocritical laws that only suits THEM, but not SOCIETY, that don't even make the slightest bit of sense.
Another thing with Politicians, is when bad things happen in the world, they point the finger of blame at whoever they want, just to cause problems.
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