Portable music player

a device that inables the user to listen to some freaking sweet tunes of the hizzle on the road or just walking around. This would be very kick ass except for the fact that some retarded teenagers keep coming around in my neighbourhood and keep steeling all the f***ing Ipods and MP3s.

Hey damn bitch!!! give me your f***ing P
Portable music player or I'll beat the tar out of you!

But i only have britney speers!

My favorite! hand it over bitch!

by David the 13 year old canadian December 15, 2008

portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism

A long way to call a pistol.

Harry was carrying a portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism in the right pocket of his pants. "Pistol" has six letters, "portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism" has 37 letters, one hyphen, and three spaces.

by but for April 23, 2021

Portable Warcrime

When yourself or someone near you farts, causing the entire room to be evacuated, and air fresheners are ineffective.

Everyone please leave the premises, as we have to defuse the 'portable warcrime' from this area.

by Litchk June 14, 2025

portable woman

A woman of small stature, as defined by Theo Von.

"I like a tall woman, but I also like me a portable woman." -Theo Von

by RodJammerJR February 5, 2024

*Muahs*A Portable Safe To Keep Medicine In ANd Leave The Portable Safe At A Location You Are Employed *Mwuahs*

*Muahs*A Portable Safe To Keep Medicine In ANd Leave The Portable Safe At A Location You Are Employed *Mwuahs*

*Muahs*A Portable Safe To Keep Medicine In ANd Leave The Portable Safe At A Location You Are Employed *Mwuahs*

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 19, 2025

Portable Ham

The best thing ever. Period. Only cool people like that show.

Only the most blessed of people can find it living deep within the murky bowels of that which is 'the world wide wizzeb'.

See; The best fucking thing ever.

'Oh my god there's a new Portable Ham out. I can't beleive his dad died of Cholera!'

'Yeah...and then his mom...dyed of the plague.'

'What the fuck? You poser.'

by Crackotage September 26, 2006

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by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025