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grooming your poodle

Shaving down your pubic hair (on a man).
When you are grooming your poodle Erik says not to use the electric shaver or it will grab your chicken bag.
by Beer Wolfe November 29, 2007
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Pree Pood

Free Food (As spoken by mooching dirty old Asian ladies)
"It always goot pood when eets pree pood. Vedy sweat and waterry"!
by OZ616 September 13, 2010
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poodle fucker

Madonna

pop star madonna fucks a poodle in her book SEX

She also has posed erotically with poodles on several other occassions.
by antiskank December 7, 2003
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barf poodle

to barf uncontrollably, often on other people.
"yo mang, you played the barf poodle last night!"
by Jim Henson July 1, 2006
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Poodah

Is a name used to butter up someone that means the world to you
Poodah I'll always love you
by Mr.Kent January 13, 2014
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poodle faker

noun
U.K. ladies’ man: a man who seeks out the company of women, especially a genteel young man who flatters older women, often for selfish reasons ( dated informal disapproving ).

A guy who is a girl's 'friend'. A shoulder to cry on, a culinary expert to discuss baby aubergines and a buddy to go shopping with. He'll offer you cup of Ovaltine, a sponge finger, a viewing of Top Gun and cry when Goose dies.

Beware the poodle - those were merely crocodile tears. When you wake up in his bed alone and violated you will be the one crying.
Joe Leon is a poodle faker.
by cian January 23, 2004
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poodle smacked

The act of bitch slapping someone so hard that they yelp like a poodle.
"Stephanie wouldn't stop talking shit on me so I poodle smacked that ho!"
by LB2011 December 16, 2008
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