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Pollock Roulette

Playing in the front yard during a disaster, natural, bombs,whatever.A variant of Russian roulette.
How many pollocks does it take to kill themselves?However many are playing Pollock Roulette during a volcano.
by QuagmireglenGIGITYGIGITYGIGITY December 11, 2011
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Richard Arthur Pollock

Grandson of the famous Jackson Pollock who has gone on to release some very sexually explicit alternative rock in the Calfornian musical underworld..
Did you know Richard Pollock is playing at the Cube tonight?

Richard Pollock tries to be as evolutionary as his grandfather but clearly doesn't have the same kind of talent..
by jeff w. July 25, 2008
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Pollock

The gingerification of a man esp. beard and facial hair. The unescapeable autumn twinge on a gentlemans minge who is suffering from a "pollock"
Awwwww whit man, you've got a pure Pollock, haw haw!
by Lionel Blair April 23, 2009
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Jackson Pollock

1. n. An artist whose style is characterized by his method of throwing paint at a canvas in a seemingly random manner.; 2. v. to ejaculate forcefully on the face of another.
Though I do not appreciate the formless methods he employs, Jackson Pollock is exceptionally creative in his methods.

Dude, I totally jackson pollocked jenny last night.
by Gerald McFannigan. January 27, 2009
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Colin Pollock

Colin Pollock is a term for someone who will rock your fucking world in bed. He can and will do anything that will make you moan like a llama. Everything about Colin Pollock screams Best. Orgasm. Ever. It would be smart so sleep with Colin Pollock. If a Colin Pollock ever asks you to sleep with him, the proper answer would be to suck his cock without stopping when ever and where ever he says. After he has been pleasured a sufficient number of times he will return the favor. Think of it like a piggy bank for orgasms; you give him little by little, then once he's full he'll give you everything back at once!
Girl 1: Why are you walking funny?
Girl 2: I slept with Colin Pollock.
Girl 1: Ohmigosh, I'd ask how it was but I already know.
Girl 3 Chimes in: I had to lay in a body cast for three years because I slept with Colin Pollock. I wouldn't change that for the world.
by Titorio April 27, 2011
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Yackson Pollock

Either someone who's epic-ly puked all over the place or the puddle of puke itself (just like how "Starry Night" can be called 'a Van Gogh'). After 'Yack'- to vomit.
What separates Yackson Pollock from an ordinary hurler is the amount of puke they hurl, the mess they manage to make and the multitude of colours they manage to yack up and splatter all over each other.
Watch yourself in the bathroom Chad- Timmy had guacamole, curry and bbq ribs for dinner then got wasted off jager, blue curacao and a shitload of mixed drinks. Yackson Pollock missed the toilet by a mile.
by El Hombrito September 5, 2011
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pollocking

To use an object (for sex) as a barrier to the evils of gravity repeatedly, ie: couch. Named after Jackson Pollock because the "pollocked" object resembles his paintings as semen is randomly spattered everywhere on the object/canvas.
A couch, bed, etc. Esp. a hotel bed.
Yo dey be pollocking in tha same spot for weeks G.
by JasonASJ August 28, 2005
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