polish girls

True wonders of nature, polish girls are widely known as the most beautiful on this planet. Moreover, they are also intelligent, lovely, honest, well educated and emancipated. Partying like rockstars, loving like nobody else, perfect at work, in science and in bed - they are Poland's biggest pride.

"everyone loves a polish girl!"
A name of a group on Facebook.

"polish girls are beautiful - and that's damn right".
a comment on a travel forum

by m.i.c.h.a.l. May 9, 2008

polishing the pearl

female masturbation

don't call me. i'll be polishing the pearl all afternoon.

by nwabudike June 7, 2018

Polishing a Turd

Wasting a lot of time working on something that is too broken or worthless to fix.

I was going to repair the TV I found while dumpster diving but I was just Polishing a Turd.

by Memory Smythe January 8, 2008

polish resume

(Pronounced POWLish r'zoom) A variation of the withdrawal method, wherein the penis is re-inserted into the vagina immediately after (and sometimes during) ejaculation.

Stacy: "You hear Theresa is pregnant?"
Martha: "No! But I heard Francis was a pretty big fan of the Polish resume! He calls it 'courting fate'"

by Alien Warthog February 24, 2018

polish the lighthouse

The act of masturbating whilst in the bath, ideally with the waterline sitting right at the base of your cock.

Whist Mary was away at bingo Rupert took the opportunity to bathe and polish the lighthouse

by Loopydave August 18, 2018

Polishicatcle

Something chaotically good or/and chaotically bad

That movie sure was polishicatcle

by Potatooeator April 26, 2019

Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth

The time when Poland was actually strong.

1569-1795 (holy shit the polish-lithuanian commonwealth existed for more than 2 centuries)
First Partition - 1772 by Russia, Prussia and Austria
Second Partition - 1793 by Russia and Prussia
Third and final partition - 1795 by Russia, Prussia and Austria. The end of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth's reign.

The Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth almost beat the shit out of Russia by occupying the capital, Moscow for a bit before getting fucked by the Russian Military.

by kofikat February 3, 2021