Poaching

Poaching is a term for a person who collects peoples nudes for pleasure and to have a collection

I saw a poaching collection of my ex it was large, i thought thr idea was a fiction until i saw it for myself.

by Saerow June 15, 2021

Poaching Beans

When a dude wants to relax and he dunks his balls in first into a hot tub before submerging the body.

Yo , I was so stressed out but after poaching beans. I was ready for the night.

by Umy Hany April 18, 2024

Poaching

Is a morally questionable seduction strategy, where a man pretends to be gay to get women attracted to him, and then pretends to be bisexual to fuck his "besties". Most effective on blonde white women.

Dale: weve been besties for a long time now, but I think your making me question my gayness

Jaquelyn: ohmagaw that's soooo fuckin hawt breed me now
Dale: (internally) "poaching is amazing"

by Gordenmastur May 19, 2024

Clam Poaching

To open up and wipe your bum by finger power at a sink. Helpful half an hour after a shit when the brownies have crusted. Water is often involved to do-do away the smell and finger-tan. It's also possible to do without a sink and advisable in the absence of toilet paper.

1) Sam wiped his crusting ass for half a roll, but he decided he'd go Clam Poaching afterwards.

2) Jennifer was still saving for a Bidet so after some fierce Clam Poaching she rewarded herself with some snowy Talcum Powder.

3) Inexperienced Clam Poachers upon sitting down often uncover an undiscovered rock-pool. The worst even suffer assisted Mudslide. Correct Swamp Draining technique is actively encouraged to solve this dilemma.

4) What you're going to do after you Rollo and discover Roll-No?

by Okahoa November 14, 2011

Turtle poaching

When you punch someone who has a small penis in the dick making there head shrivel like a turtle.

Payton: i got turtle poached by some guy yesterday
thomas: omg is yo dick okay i hate turtle poaching

by Arnold mcjagger June 3, 2013

power poaching

Locating outlets and plugging in your mobile device(s) at your current location to avoid the dreaded dead battery. Usually involves sneakily searching the perimeters of rooms and creatively relocating chairs to sit next to charging devices.

While I attended an all-day conference, I had to sneak in some power poaching in order to charge my cell phone.

by BethB July 26, 2016

Salmon poaching

Fingering using at least two or more fingers, in a tickling motion. Putting your hand in a wet place, wiggling them about and hoping for a bite.

We were lying in bed together and I decided to do a bit of salmon poaching

by SeansMinx February 29, 2020