Phailer

One who consistently fails at something.

"Tommy is such a phailer, he can't even swallow his food."

by JustinCW February 13, 2007

Phailboat

Like a sailboat, but it phails (fails).

LOL LOOK AT THE TITANIC, IT'S A PHAILBOAT!!

by Hannahlawlz March 17, 2009

PIAILWILTF

Person I Am In Love With I Like To Fuck

Yes daddy….

The fuck, I’m no daddy….

I’m more like your PIAILWILTF babe….😘

by Snippy_Snackk January 15, 2022

fill a pail

Gay sex until you both cum at the same time into a bucket

jegus christ dude the drones dont come until next sweep how many times have you gotten to fill a pail lately

by excessiveRancor December 6, 2022

Phailscape

The alternate name of the popular game Runescape. Also known as Ruinedscape; that Jagex messed up after taken out PKing and changing most of its best features into retarded and reduntant mini-games. Hence the Phail.

Yo, you still wasting your time on Phailscape? You might as well play tic tac toe with a tree for more entertainment.

by Donald Fry June 30, 2008

Danny Paille hat trick

when a hockey player gets 2 assists in the same game

Joe: dude I totally got the first 2 assists of my career tonight

Mike: holy fuck no way the rarely-seen Danny Paille hat trick!!! congrats brosef

by CVdizzle January 13, 2010

Pailing

An upper-middle class person allergic to seafood, traditionally prawns.

Jack only realised he was a pailing when he ate a whole plate of scallops at an over-priced restaurant and came out in a terrible rash.

by Wordman0001 July 28, 2007