Soft Plunger

A soft and squishy bump or boil on the anus.

I cannot sit down because of the horrible pain from my soft plunger.

by mailboxq May 7, 2015

Grumpy Plunge

Unclogging the toilet with your grandma's dildo.

Grandma! The toilet is clogged again and I can't seem to find the dildo. I wish you'd buy a normal plunger because I'm sick of "grumpy plunge".

by fred durst 2 February 20, 2023

pledge

the initiation process when one joins a frat or sorority. Sometimes it involves hazing.

Im gonna pledge at Alpha Kappa Alpha.

by valoem February 7, 2005

Pledge

Donate

Lawyer: Did you donate the $7 million to charities?
Amber Heard: Yes.
Lawyer: Then why does the record show you have not donated anything?
Amber Heard: I pledged to $7 million. That's the same thing as me having already given it, basically.

by BurgerWithASideOfFries May 16, 2022

Pledge

A special kind of payment where you get all the benefits of paying but you don’t have to actually pay any money

Lawyer: “Did you donate the money?”

Amber Heard: “Yeah, I pledged it”

Waittress: “Please pay your bill”
Guy: “I pledged it”

by Doctor Pondersnatch May 21, 2022

New Jersey Plunger

The act of shoving your fist in ones ass hole, then ripping it out as fast as possible causing a parade of matter to extract from the person's rectum. All this is happens while you wear the finest Italian knitting.

While Raul was eating his spaghetti he was given a "New Jersey Plunger" by his more distinguished brother Ted

by AJ&KEVIN November 6, 2010

mississippi plunger

when the scrotum gets lodged in the rectum when you're doing a girl missionary style

it was awkward when i mississippi plungered my girlfriend. it kinda hurt.

by sudmat May 11, 2009