plaxico

to accidentally and unnecessarily harm yourself through pure stupidity. For example, bringing a loaded, unregistered, illegal handgun to a public place and shooting yourself with it. From Plaxico Burress, NY Giants wide receiver.

as a noun:
"I pulled a real plaxico by trading DeAngelo Williams. Now I have no RB's!"

as a verb:
"Why did I plaxico myself by planning on starting two Cleveland Clowns in the fantasy playoffs?!?"

by spin24 December 16, 2008

panicatthediscoism

the worship of panic! at the disco and everything about them. faithful followers are worshippers of the holy book, "a fever you can't sweat out." the rituals of this religion include attending regular concerts and singing panic! songs on a regular basis. amen.

panicatthediscoism will take the world by storm.

by hallistork September 16, 2006

Plantcestor

A combination of the words plant and ancestor; the ancestor of a plant.

Green algae is often considered to be a plantcestor.

by e.a.nowakattack March 24, 2008

Panic Paralysis

Fear of COVID-19 causing paralysis of healthcare systems, reduced efficiency, and overuse of personal protective equipment.

It took you 3 hours to see one patient?! Wow, talk about panic paralysis.

by BDR9595 March 31, 2020

diarrhoea panic

Sudden panic caused by diarrhoea.

I was on my way home from my local Indian, when all of a sudden I had a harsh case of diarrhoea panic.

by tylrh_ September 29, 2018

Toledo Panic Button

1. When you shoot your partner to prove you’re not in working together.

2. Pretending to catch a criminal in the act that you are in fact working with.

3. Con-artist pretending to turn on each other in-order to dupe the Mark.

1. Richard Rovair used the old Toledo Panic Button tactic and shot his friend then pretended to give chase when the Mob Boss caught them stealing. Lucky for his friend it was only a flesh wound.

2. Tommy didn't almost get shot by accident. Hughes Johnson pulled a Toledo Panic Button on him when when his neighbors came home they found Tommy and Hughes inside their house, and their expensive plants being stolen. Hughes said he heard a strange noise, went to check it out, and saw someone stealing. His neighbors think Hughes is a hero now.

~EmptyFace

by RICHARD ROVAIR of EmptyFace February 27, 2015

Prius Panic

1. A sudden feeling of intense dread associated with the Toyota Prius hybrid automobile.

Owners of the formerly chic enviro-friendly car now live in fear that their vehicle will suddenly accelerate out of control, propelling them over a cliff.

2. The scourge of the Toyota PR Department. Whether true or not, millions of people now believe that the Prius is a dangerous car.

"My wife insists on driving my old Chevy Mailbu to work now. She's got a bad case of Prius Panic."

by Peter Kobs March 11, 2010