by bigjimmy1224 October 18, 2007
The Canadian Pipeline, not to be confused with the Alaskan Pipeline, is when two people each insert the end of a straw or tube into their butt. Then one of them farts, causing the air to travel into the others ass.
Alex: Hey dude, wanna canadian pipeline with me? I had chili for dinner.
Derek: No thanks, you might shart into my ass.
Derek: No thanks, you might shart into my ass.
by Derek H. aka xmypantsx August 02, 2008
One of the worlds Best and well known surf breaks. Usually referred to as just 'Pipeline' this wave is located on the North Shore of Oahu through the Ehukai Beach access. The proving ground for many of today's and yesterdaay's professional surfers. The wave itself breaks over three successive reefs, starting at 1st reef then moving out toward 2nd and finally 3rd. 1st reef is the most commonly surfed and breaks close to the shore producing the famous left and the equally good right known as backdoor. The wave itself is hollow and fast and breaks over a shallow reef making it the worlds deadliest surf break. A number of lives have been taken over the years and numerous other people have sustained injury. The wave was first surfed in 1961 by Phil Edwards and would later make many surfers famous including (Gerry Lopez, Shaun Tomson, Mark Richards, Michael Ho, Tom Carroll, Sunny Garcia, Kelly Slater, Rob Machado, and Jamie O'brien.)
Tourist: "hey Banzai Pipeline looks like a lot of fun. I should go try it."
Local: "Beat it Haole. Pipeline is heavy and not for the likes of you."
Local: "Beat it Haole. Pipeline is heavy and not for the likes of you."
by johnny wisenheimer February 08, 2009
Take a shit. Freeze that bad mother fucker and start having sex with your girl in the kitchen. reach into the ice box grab your frozen turd and shove it up her ass. you may want to lube her up before hand since the frost sometimes makes the blade stick, which, like ripping your tounge from an icy pole can be painful. so depending on how you feel about the tramp bring some KY.
by Duke Masters October 31, 2006
A sexual act that involves two participants. The person on the bottom stretches open his/her anus so that the person on the top may squat over said anus and excrete fecal matter directly into it. The bottom, with a bit of dexterity, can then proceed to push the "oil" back up the "pipeline" if he/she so desires.
"My Georgian girlfriend, Cynthia, and I were enjoying a delightful Caspian Pipeline, until Boris, from Russia, attacked Cynthia, claiming her as his own, and temporarily breaking the flow."
by sentars July 13, 2009
n: the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.
by atom balm January 07, 2004
An oil pipe network going from crude oil rich Alaska, across central Canada, and into the US. Unlike the other weirdass definitions on here.
by Nobody77 January 03, 2014