A homosexual that takes it up the ass then eats the sum out his own ass
I let this guy dirty pier me last night, tasted like last nights dinner
by Xnp March 28, 2020
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A dude that just speaks facts - snowflakes get offended by him.
Guy: "did you hear what Piers Morgan said the other day about fat people, its hilarious"
Snowflake: "ShUt Up YoU FasCIst PiG"
by Snowflakemelter April 30, 2020
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Having doggy sex with someone who's so born and bred in Blackpool that when they breath you can smell that sweet mixture of sea salt and shit on their breath.
'ar kid reckons she's half preston but i'm sure as shit stinks it was blackpool pier. innit.
by The Shockmaster July 27, 2004
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A southern californian delinquent, who you can always catch at any hour of the day, but mostly night, doing hood rat activities at the pier.
Person 1: Yo man, I haven't seen orion in like 4 weeks. Did he drop out?
Person 2: bro, he's a total pier rat, he's probably just been surfing and way too high to show up.
by LonelyIncubus July 10, 2017
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CNN Piers Morgan is an accomplice of the Obama Administration to commit countless war crimes and to commit multiple counts of treason
CNN Piers Morgan was fired from the The London Daily Mirror with criminal charges for a phone hacking wiretapping scandal, he is a "hatchetman of the new world order"
by ILLUMINATEDone January 12, 2013
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"Hey! That guy just gave me a Piers Morgan handshake."

"I'd give her a Piers Morgan handshake."
by Herassment May 17, 2009
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Trying to score with someone you work with.
Man, I knew that HR might fire my ass for fishing off the pier, but her ass is so fine, I've just got to make it mine!
by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016
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