Phoner

When a cellphone or device of similarity protrudes out of your pants (usually tight jeans) and can be mistaken as an erect or semi-erect penis.

Kaitlyn: John are you excited?
John: Oh, that's just my phoner.

by magikarpusedsplash September 29, 2011

phoner

(n) Occurs when one's phone lays in his front pocket in such a way that the apearance of a raging erection is simulated.

Person 1: Yo man, Eric fell asleep and I think he's got a boner!

Person 2: No way - he's definitely pulling a phoner.

by MutherFacker September 28, 2011

Phoner Boner

When your pants are too tight and the outline of your phone is clearly visible in the front pocket.

Is that your phoner boner or are you happy to see me

by Ctoff February 17, 2024

Phoneral

When someone gets rid a phone, especially when it's no longer working (dead).

Guy: just threw my new iPhone away.
Friend: why?
Guy: it fell into the toilet, couldn't get that shit off my mind, had to let it go.
Friend: that was some phoneral, sorry bruv.

by K Supreme September 6, 2020

phoner

someone who answers texts right after they get them

Hiwot stop being a phoner u creep.

by sarah williams wells_67 May 7, 2019

phoner

the buldge of one's phone in a pair of some tight jeans, somewhat like resembling a boner

girl 1: omg, did you see that guy's raging phoner last night at the club?
girl 2: i know, it was like he had a 6 plus or something packed in there

by followmeontwitter January 12, 2016

Phoner

A term used when one's phone forms a bulge in their pocket, and is mistaken for an erection.

Phoners are usually found in men who wear jeans or extremely tight pants.

Guy 1: Dude, is that a Boner?

Guy 2: Nah man, I just have a Phoner.

by Moondoggie October 15, 2012