phoner

a slacker, whos sluggardly !!!
man ! u damn phoner stand up !!!
by niktrack October 29, 2007
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A protrusion in one's pocket that is caused a large sized smartphone or phablet that creates an outline in their pants, almost similar to an erection or 'boner' in pants.
This new phablet I got is totally giving me a phoner when I put it in my pocket.
by Rotten Peach December 06, 2014
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A term used when one's phone forms a bulge in their pocket, and is mistaken for an erection.

Phoners are usually found in men who wear jeans or extremely tight pants.
Guy 1: Dude, is that a Boner?

Guy 2: Nah man, I just have a Phoner.
by Moondoggie October 15, 2012
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when your phone is in your pocket and it looks like you have a boner.
Person 1: damn, look at Jake's bulge!

Person 2: nah man, he just has a phoner.
by laseroutcast November 30, 2016
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Phoner

Noun.
A boner for your phone.

A phrase used to describe someone who checks their phone too often, they get excitement (debateably arousal) from checking their phone.
Kevin is such a phone boy, he gets a phoner every 5 minutes and HAS to check his snapchat.
by Weilhammer360 July 18, 2020
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When you get a boner from playing games on your phone all day
Jake: Woah!
Bob: What?
Jake: I was playing games on my phone, when I got this boner
Jack: Just another phoner......
by Fucknutter The 69420th December 13, 2021
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Dude she was moaning over the phone and I got a phoner.
by FKN Toastah December 20, 2016
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