Phlerm

The thick and almost malleable combination of phlegm from the mucus membrane in your throat and thick, usually potent, semen. Usually found at the crime scene or a rape victim, or the bedroom of a housewife trying to rekindle her love with her husband of 20 years, but couldn't stand the taste of her mate's sperm and spat it back out, half-way through swallowing.

Similar (sexual) terms include Casper's Tears, Spit Dicker, White Wedding, Tapioh-no!, and Toothpaste Gag.

Officer: Well, looks like this was an oral sex rape case, sir!
Lieutenant: Really, Officer? What makes you say that?
Officer: See that, sir? *points to a clump of white goo on the pillow, next to drips of blood* That, sir, is pure bona-fide phlerm.
Lieutenant: What's phlerm?
Officer: Look it up on Urban Dictionary. It ain't pretty. God help the victim...

by djkyota September 23, 2011

phlegmate

Something you do to your squeezix, usually when bored.

...it's a lot more fun than phlegmating your squeezix.

by commodorebeef May 2, 2005

Phlegm Puff

The creamy tan-gray stalactites that you cough up during strenuous activity. These throat boulders are actually congealed food particles that congregate behind your tonsils and conspire to damage your breath at the worst possible moment.

If pressed between fingers, the phlegm puff will produce a smell that is not unlike a fallen angel's anus. It has also been compared to what the inside of an old hobo's foot must smell like.

I was spotting Carl on the bench press when he coughed up a phlegm puff on his t-shirt.

by Motherhunter September 20, 2016

phlegmish

a word used to refer to when flemish belgians are toxic af

Bob: yo wazap Conradt!
Conradt: you mom gay
Bob: why are you always so goddam phlegmish Conradt?!

by inilossum otineb May 2, 2018

cunt-phlegm

The liquid produced by a womans vagina

She worked her vagina with the vibrator till it was covered in cunt-phlegm

by Masterofthecuntstick July 13, 2012

lil phlegm

Lil Phlegm is a SoundCloud rapper who is part of, and the founder, of the SoundCloud community, SAINT GOOSE. He is mostly popular for his song "Iron Man Skechers".

"Bro, you heard Lil Phlegm's new track?"
"Dude, Lil Phlegm is changin' the game, though"

by pimp my ride but verbose January 2, 2018

Woman in PHLEGM

Similar to Woman in STEM, but PHLEGM stands for Philosophy, History, Latin, English, Greek and Music.
So basically just Woman in STEM but for the humanities.

Got an A* in my English essay, I’m such a Woman in PHLEGM

by Wallowinginthemireofmediocrity April 1, 2022