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Scott Peterson

(v) to commit homicide on a woman that you have impregnated. Whereby the unborn child and mother are both killed.
Man, if my baby momma doesn't start being nice to me I'm gonna Scott Peterson that broad.
by Hollandmania July 21, 2005
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Stinky peterson

When you put your thumb in a girls ass and she farts.
Oh honey, that was the best stinky peterson ive ever had!
by Stephan Nasty Toe December 16, 2008
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perverse miracle

a{n alleged} miracle that serves no purpose or is actively evil. For example, in the Apocryphal New Testament, in the book *Protevangelion*, XI. Mary's immaculate conception has caused immense turmoil for Joseph and Mary, not merely because Joseph assumes Mary has conceived with another mortal, but also because she does so far too soon. This is therefore resolved by more miracles, that fail to convince anyone (xi.19). In XIII., Joseph has to get a midwife, and finds that time has stopped (so he can find her quickly?). But in the following chapter, the midwife is useless and Mary delivers miraculously too. So there was no point at all to the miracle.

Other examples: a story in the Talmud of a slain holy man's blood, which bubbled miraculously on the spot where he was killed. Nebuchadnezzar is said to arrive there after his conquest of Jerusalem and demand to know why the blood bubbles. When he finds out, he believes he has to appease the spirit of the holy man and so he "sacrifices" 80,000 people on the spot where the blood bubbles. Wouldn't God stop the bubbling just to get Nebuchadnezzar to stop murdering people there?
If Bush was a perverse miracle sent from God to punish our nation for its wickedness, then would it not have been more godlike to make us less wicked--instead?
by Abu Yahya February 15, 2009
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Scott Peterson

Yet another thing to yell during Halo 2. When someone gets a double kill they're supposed to yell "Scott Peterson, double kill" because we all know that Scott Peterson killed his wife and unborn child. It can Also be used when betraying 2 team members.
I was crouching around the corner and 2 n00bs ran by... SCOTT PETERSON, DOUBLE KILL!
by Anthony PasaWHA! April 9, 2006
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Perversonality

One’s freaky side, often shown through anonymous blogging of porn on the internet or kinky activities such as BDSM.
‘I’ve known Jim for years, but I have only recently gotten to know his perversonality through Tumblr.’
by Proudwarrior June 12, 2012
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A brain break to perversion

Mentally escaping to intense sexual fantasies.
I was so stressed , I need to take a brain break to perversion to relax.
by Hotdog Xansabar May 28, 2018
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Perversify

To make something more perverted than it was previously. Usually by guys, but it's MUCH cooler when girls perversify themselves.
Her: "Did you put it in yet?"
Him: "That's what she said!"
Her: "You're gross."
Him: "Sorry, I've been trying to perversify my mind lately."
Her: "Me too ;)"

*Major sexfest*
by Appletunes008 May 12, 2010
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