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pettle

To stroke, or otherwise pet the genetaila of another
She pettled me. My dick went hard instantly.
by Joel and Bethany January 8, 2006
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pertequack

(noun)
slang name for the blue line on an air conditioning unit, whether in a car or on a wall unit. Typically used in the South Florida area.
Can you turn the air away from the pertequack?
I always like keeping the air on the pertequack or it gets too stuffy in the car.
Turn the knob more to the pertequack , it's steaming outside.
by jajohnfan2 October 28, 2010
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Portley

1. A male ginger, usually under age 18, who obsessively drinks milk and naps. As a result, the bones of a portley are almost pure calcium. The blood of a portley is 98.62% milk. In addition, portleys account for 82.7% of the world's milk consumption. They are often oafy and counter the effects of their milk drinking habits to an extent by drinking beer. This is called the "Portley Paradox". Their favorite song is always, without fail, Warm Leatherette by The Normal.
1. That new ginger kid is such a portley, he's always drinking milk and beer.

2. Yeah, I heard him listening to Warm Leatherette this morning.
by Δ Über Hipster Δ May 15, 2012
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perplexion

We call Harry over who listens for a voice, saying “Hello, hello whoever you are”, into the mouth piece before passing it back with a you-got-me expression.
“Funny guys.”
He sees we’re not laughing.
“I’m in perplexion. Who was that?” asks Harry with a baffled expression.
I check the cell and the line’s dead.

Excerpt from chapter 29 of "Sixteen stories, no pets" by C.J. Beck
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perplexicon

-noun, from the English perplex and lexicon
1. Collectively, all words with which one is familiar but is unable to define.

2. Words that one would commonly be expected to know based on his or her education or socio-economic class but does not.
3. Particular words, generally of an erudite nature, which one finds perpetually befuddling despite previous attempts to ascertain their meaning.
"No matter how many times I look up fecundity in the dictionary, it always seems to slip back into my perplexicon by the time I next encounter it."

"Four years of college and I all I have to show for it is a massively inflated perplexicon!"
by $exy Lexy March 20, 2010
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Peyton Pirtle

She is an amazingly sweet girl that you can talk to about anything. She is beautiful and you will fall in love at first sight.
Guy1- "Dont you just with you were with her?"

Guy2- "Definately, shes totally a Peyton Pirtle."
by RedDotOnUrMind January 19, 2011
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Perplexion

An perplexing erection -- a boner for which there is no clear source.
Genji's perplexion in line at the grocery drew the attention of the little boy nearby.
by blotngh22 June 23, 2010
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