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Purple Person

They have almost the same mental problems and life craziness as you that you guys just are always there for each other. They make you smile and show you what real friendship is. They are amazing in every aspect.
“Yeah shes my purple person, she knows how I feel when most don’t have a clue.”
by TackyWonder777 December 28, 2020
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Decaf person

A person who is so boring they make you yawn
P1: Josh was such a decaf person I thought I was going to die of boredom

P2: Lol what'd he do
P1: He didn't do anything literally

P2: oof
by 131313131313131313131313 April 9, 2021
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personality vomit

To spew out every personal detail of your life to someone you've just met.
I thought we were just complaining about how long the line was at the Handy Pantry when the guy next to me covered me with personality vomit. Before I left, I knew about his divorce, his bankruptcy, and the infection he got popping a pimple on his ass.
by wisk April 24, 2008
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Pension Leeches

People hired and paid by an American governmental agency (can be city, state, or federal) to do a service that directly helps people. These people are given a pension, but are mean and angry with people who call on the phone or in person. They hate the job, but love the benefits including the pension. Examples can be found all over any state.
The department of health has the most pension leeches of any agency in New Mexico USA.
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Birthing Person

This is what people who doesn't have a brain says to real women, and real mothers.

It's wrong, and it's very disrespectful.
Person 1: Happy Birthing Person's day!
Person 2: Don't you ever say that again you dumbfuck...
by thesmartkid420 May 9, 2021
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comfort person

a person who you can always depend upon, they make you feel warm and safe even when they're not physically present aka Louis Tomlinson
by 1dgravity July 28, 2021
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birthing person

A term used by the leftists in an attempt to objectify women only by their birthing abilities.
My birthing person can also cook and wash dishes.
by Swipe_right_4_me May 9, 2021
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