Percussion Section

An asshat customer standing at the counter of your place of business who drums their fingers, jingles their keys, and/or otherwise taps on the counter to indicate 1) their asshat presence, or 2) their asshat impatience, or 3) their asshat importance. Generally accompanied by asshattery.

"Hey Trish, can you go check on the percussion section over by the cash register?"

by reapre May 19, 2010

Percussion

Usually the section that gets a complement from other band directors, always talking, and never know where they are in the music.

I swear Mr. Srigley never says percussion does good, but Mr. Howell did.

by I don’t know what 2 + 2 is February 22, 2020

Percussion

A group of different instruments, usually in band, that make up background/non central noises within the piece.

Hey, since you are in percussion, do you want to play the drums, maracas, keyboard, or tambourine?

by Abby From Wii Sports April 24, 2021

prussian blue

The KKK's answer to the Olsen Twins. Twin girls whose minds were tainted since birth by their sick, white supremacist mother. Now they perform and release folk music that, in a "subtle" and "heartwarming" manner, tries to promote and support the disgusting plague that is white supremacy. Not only is it disgusting, it's disturbing. Disturbing in the sense that a grown woman would pollute the fragile, impressionable minds of her offspring with this shit. But they probably won't be going very far anyway; these two girls can't carry a tune in a dumpster.

Racist moron: "Prussian Blue is the best music duo ever! There's *so* much truth in their songs!"

Me: "Shut up, you idiot!" (Punch)

by HueyFreeman September 11, 2006

Ballbag Percussion

The noise made giving a girl a hiding where ones balls slaps against their ass.

"I banged Shirley the other day and orchestrated Ballbag Percussion".

by Big Dilney March 27, 2015

accidental wurlitzer leg percussion

When the funk is too strong and the leg of the keyboard wants to join in. First seen in sky mall by Vulfpeck.

"I love Sky Mall!"
"Yeah, that song was so funky, it even had accidental wurlitzer leg percussion."

by seagullsoars February 6, 2018

Middle School Percussionist

Sitting in a corner in the music room crying about your depression until you need to stand up to play hotcross buns before sitting back down and resuming, only pausing when your friend who plays the baritone gets their finger stuck in it and goes to play the bass drum.

I hate being a middle school percussionist

by GamerOfStrategy November 3, 2021