Pengus Tingus

When you want to describe someone as fit. The latin form of a peng ting.

Ellie, you are an absolute pengus tingus.

by Tingus maximus September 6, 2019

penius

something men force woman to place in theirs mouths and shove it down their throats, whilst trying not to gag and suck on until the man cums and then the poor females have to swallow the disgusting salty flavoured substance.

1.Oh My God! You expect me to put that in my mouth, huni my throat just aint designed to fit that monstrosity.

2. wheres the rest of it???

3.awwww, how cute its hiding....what thats it?(disappointment)

by a woman April 3, 2005

pengus

A male who is short, and asks many pointless questions.

Kieth Gruhaz, Gary Coleman

by Alan Webb August 31, 2003

penius

a genius about random penis facts

Todd is such a penius, I never knew so much about penises until I talked with him.

by Humbero Bumberto February 24, 2008

Penrus

A Penrus is a cross-species animal composed of a penguin and a walrus.

"Dude imagine if a penguin and walrus got together! What would that be called?"
"I'm gonna go with a penrus, cause a walguin just sounds too weird."

by Penrus October 29, 2012

Penus Vagoover

The ultimate religion that everyone should follow. The Penus Vagoover is a God by every mean. Only the truest and most wise can understand the holy text. The holy text is only one page, because that's all it needs. The only text only contains of the words: Penus Vagoover. The Penus Vagoover is our lord and savior and everyone should recognize greatness when they see / hear it.

Have you seen the Penus Vagoover?

No I can't read it.

by Danthepussylicker September 6, 2017

Penius

When a man does something hella stupid in an attempt to impress a hot girl.

I can’t believe he thought making out with your best friend would make you want to date him... such a penius move!

“Dude, you’re such a penius!”

by JK/AW March 15, 2019