peesistant

When your dog is resisting going to the bathroom when you need them to.

I was running late to a meeting because Fido was being peesistant. He can just hold it for another 5 hours if he is going to be like that.

by Claymax2 August 28, 2019

peeshell

What a seashell that your dog pees on is called

My Boston Terrier, Bailey just loves going to the beach! She pees on all seashells, turning them into peeshells.

by GlazeHer June 10, 2023

Two pees and a tripod

When you tie your girlfriend/significant other to a bed, set up a tripod, and piss twice on them. Also heard in 'Roman's Revenge' by Nicki Minaj and Eminem.

EMINEM: So finally, I broke down and bought her an iPod, and caught her stealin' my music. So I tied her arms and legs to the bed, set up the camera and pissed twice on her. Look, two pees and a tripod!

by RainbowSocks12 July 1, 2011

Peeshee

Slang that a father would tell his son to call his private part (dick,penis,etc)

ex.1 Dad: don't let any one touch your peeshee son!

ex.2 Son: daddy what is that under your arm pit?

Dad: its a skin tag son

Son: ohhh, it looks like a little peeshee!

ex.3 Roy: Oh yeah she sucked my peeshee last night, it was the best blow job that i've had in a while!

ex.3 Mr. Sacco: I have this grimy infection on my peeshee! I need to get some topical cream!

by Felix Sack-O December 14, 2010

Kiss her where she pees

To perform oral sex on a female. Snatch lickin' good.

1: "I went over to Carla's last night..."

2: "Oh yeah? Did you kiss her where she pees?"

by Dizzdog October 10, 2009

peesome

Combination of to pee and threesome when at least two persons (mainly male and drunken) pee in one loo sink.

Susan at the pub: Hey guys I am next and there is only one toilette working, can you please hurry and peesome?

by Swng February 8, 2009

Peesca

The most glorious and delectable entrée one has ever tasted. Most commonly mistakened as "pizza", Peesca triumphs over all food. It's purely scrumdiddlyumptious

Man1: "yo bro, what we bout to eat?"

Man2: "Man I'm tryna slide and scoop up some peesca."

Man1: "you mean pizza, nigga?"

Man2: "naw cuh. Not that lame shxt. I mean that real nigga stuff. Peesca, nigga."

Man1: "oh true"

by sirchomper && lil' boochie May 27, 2016