PEENOOSE

1. The act of throttling yourself with a noose whilst urinating. It gives an extra sensation to the act of relieving your bladder of your urinary juices.

2. The username of someone whose last name was Kooze. Haha. Kooze.

3. Freezing a ring of urine in order to use in a future hanging as the noose.

1. Peter: "It feels so much better to relieve yourself when you have a rope tied around your neck. The lack of air increases the pressure. I love to PEENOOSE."

2. Dick: "Yo, PEENOOSE, how's the stick in your ass?"

3. Rod: "There's a hanging today. Maybe they'll hag the guy with a PEENOOSE."

by JurassicGriffin April 21, 2010

Peedo

For people who prefer Heinz mayonnaise instead of Hellman’s

‘Did you see Charlie just put Heinz Mayo on his chips?! What a peedo’

by Sillysalmon June 22, 2021

PEENOOSE

1. The act of throttling yourself with a noose whilst urinating. It gives an extra sensation to the act of relieving your bladder of your urinary juices.

2. The username of someone whose last name was Kooze. Haha. Kooze.

3. Freezing a ring of urine in order to use in a future hanging as the noose.

1. Peter: "It feels so much better to relieve yourself when you have a rope tied around your neck. The lack of air increases the pressure. I love to PEENOOSE."

2. Dick: "Yo, PEENOOSE, how's the stick in your ass?"

3. Rod: "There's a hanging today. Maybe they'll hag the guy with a PEENOOSE."

by JurassicGriffin April 21, 2010

peedoodled

So excited you nearly put your pants on upside down

I was so peedoodled before the ceremony I near put my pants on upside down."

-mr scatter: the ballad of Lucy whipple

by Thewordbirdturd May 15, 2015

peebooty

when you put you penis inside your anus and urinate

I heard he gave himself a peebooty

by potato hed August 31, 2016

Peedonker

A penis

My Peedonker hurts when I piss

by The Tiller Gang July 20, 2018

Peedonker

A penis

My peedonker burns when I piss.

by The Tiller Gang July 20, 2018