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pea man

he does nothing but play with his pee-pee weiner.

but besides that he is a very sexy, kind of creepy, teenage boy that refuses to touch some grass. we all love him, especially his girlfriend (which we're all surprised he has). he is extremely nice and really knows how to make you feel appreciated.
people also love to sexually assault him by constantly rubbing his penis without consent.
he is also extremely creepy and knows how to make you feel extremely uncomfortable. he is the master of sexual assault and probably has many restraining orders against him. he is a registered sex offender.

anyways, we love pea man. hes funny and kind, creative, makes you feel cared for and loved. Hes my best friend. and i wouldnt be able to live without him.

thank you for being there for me. it means a lot.
pea man: just reach inside my asshole and-

everyone: KILL YOURSELF!!

random guy: who is that guy? he seems really fucking creepy.
me: no! thats just pea man! hes really nice once you get to know him.
by spermi wermi 42069 May 12, 2022
mugGet the pea manmug.

smuggling peas

When a woman has erect nipples that show through her shirt or blouse, thereby resembling two dry peas concealed in her bra.
Did you see Jenny when that breeze picked up? She looked like she was smuggling peas.
by Gett'n N Eiffel January 18, 2008
mugGet the smuggling peasmug.

bare peas

When you are earning an exceptional amount of money, your mind cannot even comprehend it.
I'm gonna work my way to the top, and when I get there I'll be earning bare peas.
by YellowImpulse September 23, 2016
mugGet the bare peasmug.

pea in a pod

A fairly common way of saying a woman is pregnant.
My wife and I will attend the party tonight, but with her having a 'pea in a pod'... we won't stay long I'm sure.
by talk2me-JCH2 March 15, 2022
mugGet the pea in a podmug.

Pea Wet

Pea wet is the waste product left behind by mushy peas.
Whereas Mushy Peas are mushy n thick pea wet is a poor mans equivalent and is the water thats left behind after the peas are made.
It looks the urine of somebody with a bladder or genital infection but tastes good with chips.
(or so I'm told)
It is also used as an expression for getting Finger Pie from a dubious lady, usually whilst in a drunken stupor
"Fish n chips please luv with a dash of Pea wet"

"Had a good night saturday, copped of for a bit of Pea wet."
by Al-Bino January 16, 2007
mugGet the Pea Wetmug.

Goober Peas

I wore out my grinders eating goober peas.
by The Red Menace October 11, 2004
mugGet the Goober Peasmug.

pea soup

a very thick fog, especially one with an abundance of yellowish air pollution (such fogs were once common in London)
I don't want to go outside in that pea soup. It made me sick the last time.
by The Return of Light Joker November 29, 2009
mugGet the pea soupmug.

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