Parsons, where the only thing to do is go to dollar general and eat McDonald's. Waiting for the one light to turn green and the national guard to plow the damn mountains.
Hillbilly Mountain People
Hillbilly Mountain People
by Hilljack Mama October 02, 2021
by Sam poes May 31, 2020
Guys that likes sonic and anime, kind of a nerd and go to the gym occasionally and still pull somehow
by anynonymouse December 16, 2022
A Parsons is a girl who will always be on your side. As long as you never hurt them you’re set for life. Someone named Parsons is typically male, but a female Parsons is an absolute gem of a person. A Parsons loves to act and deserves all of the best roles. A Parsons is a dreamer, having big ambitions that we all hope will come true for her. She’s a stellar person and will be there for you if you do the same. She won’t accept any BS. She’ll call you out in a second flat. So it’s best to be truthful with her. She has the best music taste and will always get excited when you play a song she likes. She loves her friends and they would do anything for her. A Parsons is the kind of person you’d drive out to their house at two AM just to give them a hug and hang out cause they need it. A Parsons hates fake people and dislikes conflict. A Parsons worst enemy is a Leah. We all hate Leah. If you keep Parsons as a friend you’ll be the happiest you’ve ever been. You’ll constantly want to hang out with them. A Parsons is the perfect example of a friend. You should get you a Parsons.
Person 1: Woah man! Did you see that girl over there? She looks really nice!
Person 2: Yeah! THATS Parsons, you should go talk to her she is really nice!
Person 2: Yeah! THATS Parsons, you should go talk to her she is really nice!
by Fartdad107 April 15, 2022
Parson is sooooooo cute and funny and if you ever meet a parson,every parson is a millonair also if you see a parson make sure to give him 500$ to show how cute and funny he is
by BigBoyParson September 24, 2021
by BigBoyParson September 24, 2021
mrs parsons is a assistant principal at chaffey secondary college she is a fat bitch that will tell you off for the stupidest things
kid 1: bro follow me i wanna show you something cool
kid 2 : alr
mrs parsons: WHAT ARE YOU BOYS DOING BACK HERE?????
kid 1 : i hate you miss.
kid 2 : alr
mrs parsons: WHAT ARE YOU BOYS DOING BACK HERE?????
kid 1 : i hate you miss.
by eevee lover November 25, 2024