forbes parsons

A miserable cockeyed cunt who cheats on his wife and smuggled in moonshine

"That Forbes parsons feller is a cunt"

by Xxhervxx April 21, 2015

Parsoned

The act of deleting or editing a comment on Facebook to make the thread of the conversation look like you are being reasonably and the other person is a dick.

Oh look, you've changed the reply from "suck my dick!!!" to "but I don't know why you are being so unreasonable?" I've been Parsoned again!

by Vengeful Kitten November 30, 2015

split parsonality

Where someone acts arrogantly/annoyingly "pious 'n' preachy" ("I'm as honorable as a parson!") when publicly interacting with others, but is in reality a totally selfish/dishonest jerk in his private actions.

I somehow can never develop much respect for some highfalutin nose-in-the-air who claims to be a religious fanatic, but who also cannot appropriately handle even a simple moral-question situation --- talk about a split parsonality!

by QuacksO August 7, 2018

Sam Parsons

A kid who is addicted to Naruto and only talks about Naruto 24/7

Sam Parsons: want to see Naruto
You: what is that

by FAN OF TYLER 69 November 25, 2019

Lewis parsons

A despicable creature who calls himself a man. An alcoholic maniac who likes to hit women. A poor excuse for a man who should be avoided at all cost. Sewer rats are better company.

Lewis parsons beat the crap out of me
A sewer rat also known as lewis Parsons

by Jellytotforever June 18, 2019

chelsey parsons

crazy girl who wants to fight everyone, lies about everything, and acts black even though she's literally the whitest person ever.

chelsey: grah grah pow pow gun ima blow up this school y'all are gunna die pew pew. my day one niggas are all dead bc i shot em.
joe: wow chelsey parsons

by fgdhkcdr July 5, 2017

alex parsons

awsome dude with a big ego and dick

ur mom gay says alex parsons

by cianisafag March 7, 2018