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(1) a guy who can not lose.
(2) television show about 3 teens and their highschool
(3) The now popular tv show "scrubs" is modelled after that older show, "parker lewis cant lose"
(2) television show about 3 teens and their highschool
(3) The now popular tv show "scrubs" is modelled after that older show, "parker lewis cant lose"
by kegdude May 26, 2004
Get the parker lewis mug.Guy: He's been in there for a while.
Friend: He's probably spanking his monkey.
Guy: Ahh a classic parker poop!
Friend: He's probably spanking his monkey.
Guy: Ahh a classic parker poop!
by Bo$$ Monster October 30, 2014
Get the Parker Poop mug.To bail on a scheduled event to "chill" with your gf/bf. Usually ending in intercourse in "undignified" places leaving traceable material behind and not returning to such scheduled events.
Parker: Hey Maggie just called she's about an hour away and wants me to go have McDonald's with her
Jason: You coming back?
Parker: Maybe
Dave: lets get high
Deniz: Parkers pulling "A Parker"
Marc: TAKE YOUR KEYS!
Jason: You coming back?
Parker: Maybe
Dave: lets get high
Deniz: Parkers pulling "A Parker"
Marc: TAKE YOUR KEYS!
by Crooked08 February 12, 2008
Get the A Parker mug.The act of sewing your penis into a woman's vagina while she salivates heavily and complains about how much her life sucks. Satisfaction is never achieved and this is an incredibly painful and possibly fatal process. No one should drew parker anyone else, and whoever it is named after should kill themselves for inventing such an awful act. Also referred to as dping, drewpying, and fatality intercourse.
Man: Hey baby you wanna get drew parkerd'?
Woman: If you ask me that again I will castrate you.
Man:.....do you promise?
News Reporter: Today we honor the 20 victims of the drew parkering orgy that happened in this convention center. We should remember that drew parkering is a fucked up process invented by the devil himself in a twisted plot to kill all mankind. Fuck whoever invented this move, fuck you drew parker!
Woman: If you ask me that again I will castrate you.
Man:.....do you promise?
News Reporter: Today we honor the 20 victims of the drew parkering orgy that happened in this convention center. We should remember that drew parkering is a fucked up process invented by the devil himself in a twisted plot to kill all mankind. Fuck whoever invented this move, fuck you drew parker!
by guitarbanjo1994 September 16, 2010
Get the drew parkerd' mug.Parker: Parker is cool, funny, athletic, and has a great personality! He is normally a very cute guy, and cares about another person's feelings. Since Parker is an athletic kind of guy, he often plays sports like football, soccer or maybe even basketball or baseball. He makes a great boyfriend and cares about his and only his girl! Don't mess with him or his girl! Parker's normally date girls of the opposite hair/eye color finding them more attractive! Most Parkers even date girls with specific names like Emily, Jessica, Madison, Sarah etc. Parker's also love to hang with their best guy friends and need some guy time every so often!
Girl 1: Dang, who is that cutie over at that lunch table?
Girl 2: Oh, that's Parker! I have history with him, he isn't the brightest, but he's really funny!
Girl 2: Oh, that's Parker! I have history with him, he isn't the brightest, but he's really funny!
by NamePredictor01 August 31, 2013
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