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Self-partnered

English slang term.

Popularized by British actor Emma Watson, of Harry Potter fame.

(Adjective)

1. Single, or not in a relationship, often content. Commonly used by celebrities

2. Hiding the fact that you have (a) romantic partner(s) from their others.

3. Celibacy, often voluntarily

4. Lying about celibacy, similar to 2..

5. Asexuality
"Hey you wanna go out tonight, Melissa?"

"Sorry, John. I'm self-partnered."

"Well, I don't see a fucking wand on your hand"

"Get off my porch"
by ephdysplais December 23, 2020
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Francis W. Parker Robotics Club

The Francis W. Parker Robotics Club is one of the most elite and secretive organizations in the United States. The club meets in the famed Room 181 of the Francis W. Parker School in Chicago.

The FWP Robotics Club was first founded in 592 B.C. and had meeting places throughout Europe and the Middle East. It wasn’t until World War I that the club moved its headquarters to Chicago, Illinois.

Aside from Room 181, the FWP Robotics Club owns many properties around the world like the Venetia diamond mine in the Limpopo Province of South Africa and the Lavaux vineyards in Switzerland. The club is well known for having an impeccable wine collection including drinks such as the Chateau Lafite 1787 ($156,450) and Chateau Margaux 1787 ($225,000).

Room 181 contains over 600 sublevels. Due to the secrecy of Room 181 rumors have been made such as that it is the true birthplace of Jesus Christ and that he is buried on sublevel 542.

Rumor has it that they built a 22-mile particle accelerator underneath the Chicago neighborhood of Lincoln Park where they are safely producing 12 grams of Antihydrogen particles a day ($7.5 Quadrillion). With this wealth, the club plans to ruin the world economy and purchase the entire continent of Asia.

They never catch any fucking L's and have way too much money. With a net worth of over $189.3 Octillion and a history going back nearly 3000 years, the Francis W. Parker Robotics team is one of the most incredible high school organizations in U.S. history.
Some fool that's not in the FWP Robotics Club: "Did you hear that Edward Snowden leaked private "National Security Agency" files to the American people!?!

Francis W. Parker Robotics Club Member: "Yes, that was definitely Edward Snowden who did that"
by I'm Fine July 4, 2018
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Jabari Parker

Former #2 pick of the 2014 NBA Draft. Was certainly supposed to become one of the greatest players to rise in the NBA. Unfortunately, an injury plagued stint with the Milwaukee Bucks presented itself as an obstacle in Parker's career. Despite the hardships Jabari has endured, he's still a lethal offensive force on the floor and still has plenty of time to rise back up to his potential.

Off the court, he is known to be a devout member of the LDS Church (Mormon) and definitely applies the principles he was taught from his faith through his humility and selflessness. He broke the hearts of many LDS people when he chose to forego his missionary service and later chose to commit to Duke over BYU. FYI, he was never obligated to attend BYU simply because of his religion.
Jabari Parker is basically Derrick Rose 2.0. If Derrick Rose can bounce back from injuries, Jabari Parker sure can, especially since those two grew up from the same neighborhood.
by jc4493 November 8, 2019
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bromantic partner

two dudes who act like they're life partners, to whom no ones entirely sure the extent of their intimacy
-wheres your bromantic partner chris?
-we're seeing a movie later so he went home to finish his essay....
by lezlifegotitrite August 9, 2009
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Play partner

Somebody who you may not be in a committed relationship with or someone that you play with regularly. Someone who you may might have sex with do different types of kinks or BDSM with.
Ohhhh naw ma, she my play partner
by GGoosey December 9, 2021
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Human Resources Business Partner

A pompous job title self-servingly contrived by human resource (HR) "professionals" to be applied to themselves, obviously intended to justify the existence and further expansion of the HR function within business organizations. A further objective of this ruse appears to be propagation of the illusion that the HR function possesses a holistic grasp of broader strategic issues facing the organization enabling it to contribute expanded economic value and thereby providing justification for elevated compensation demands for HR staff.

A look at online job advertisements will confirm that the use of this title is spreading faster than a California wildfire, giving credence to the notion that this scheme was recently cooked up in some HR industry association initiative as a way to rebrand HR "professionals" as being more than the administrative paper pushers they, in fact, are.

The absurdity of this inflated moniker is further appreciated when one considers that no other functions appear to have widely implemented similar titles in their functions. For example, one seldom sees job postings for bizarre titles such as "engineering business partner", "sales business partner", or "legal business partner".
Castle: "Hey Russo, what's with that new idiotic title of yours I saw on LinkedIn? Human Resources Business Partner? You've got to be kidding me."

Russo: "Come on Frank, it's a title to reflect the greater value I bring to the business."

Castle: "Jesus, Billy, you and I both know you that you don't know a damn thing about business and that the only reason you’re in HR is because you flunked out of all the other departments."
by Clark F. Kent March 21, 2019
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Peter Parker

whos that
by CheeseOkBettLmao February 7, 2022
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