parker

human: hey, have you seen parker recently?
other human: ew, no, man.
by May 07, 2018
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Parker is the hottest guy in the whole entire fucking universe. His lips are sooo sooo moist, he also has a dad named
Paul who is sexy as fuck and looks like an egg. I would fuck any guy in their family.
I got so wet just thinking about parker’s moist lips and his big cock going into my tight little pu-ssy
by Thethreesomegirl March 13, 2019
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Someone who is known to break Xbox 360 controllers by simultaneously throwing them at his Xbox 360 console, due to anger caused by sucking balls at Halo and Call of Duty.
Guy 1: "Dude, he asked to borrow my controller for the weekend, but he's such a Parker, I don't know if I should do it."
Guy 2: "Don't!"
by fgsdgybsr gfbh November 16, 2010
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Written by Nevada @.easylovin
parker is a funny, relatable, cute girl who has many friends. she's popular, and very easy to get along with until you upset her. she has flawless skin as some people might say and she has a great boyfriend who loves her unconditionally 😔 parker loves to make friends, even though she's a bad replier. she makes people happy, including me and many others. she loves making friends, real and loyal friends, that is. fake friends aren't her cup of tea. she's very loyal and she hates when people take advantage of that.
parker makes so many people happy, she's a good person, man.
by n e v v y September 24, 2018
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Total Belly Babe. Super hot with blonde spikyish hair and a huge dick! And he's a soccer goalie!
Girl 1:I was texting Parker and I asked what his new haircut looked, so he sent me a picture of him with his shirt off!

Girl 2: total belly babe right?
Girl 1: yes! His abs are amazing! And his new haircut makes home look even more hott!
by P.k.original November 19, 2016
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Wow, that guy is a real Parker.

Stop sleeping with so many girls, Parker.
by Jdkfkskskdk December 15, 2018
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A brunette, with a 10/10 personality. A good dancer, loves animals, and having a good time. A little shy and awkward, but is one of the nicest people you'll ever meet!!
Person 1 : I heard you done got you a girlfriend. What's her name?
Person 2 : Parker
Person 1 : Oh shiii-
by Khoeala April 05, 2017
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