Peanut buster parfait

Basically another way to call your friend gay/a homo

Yeah that's right! Now you're girlfriend thinks you're a peanut buster parfait

by yursh22 May 17, 2017

toilet parfait

First you poop, then you wipe your butt, but then you suddenly realize you have to poop some more, and then you wipe your butt again. This may be repeated as many times as necessary. When you're done, the layers of poop and toilet paper resemble the layers of fruit and yogurt in a parfait.

Dude 1: Why were you taking so long in the bathroom?
Dude 2: Sorry bud, I was making a toilet parfait.

by DarkBass July 23, 2012

Sam Parfitt

The term where a person who is overweight. Has a teacher in high school who fucked their grandmother. And Asks everyone for food.

Paul: Hey do you remember someone which is like a Sam Parfitt?
Karl: Yeah and their sister was well fit.
Paul: I mean like Ben Harris.
Karl: Oh yeah.

by Wagwan Whitmore December 3, 2018

parfitt

what people now say when they've done somethin stupid. such as releasing toxic gas in to a room where people work, endangering there lives and later needing two fire engines to stop the gas.

"look at him what a parfitt!"
"dont go and do a parfitt you ass"

by MC SHITHEAD May 27, 2005

Parfitt

A green piece of poop.

Damn! I just did a parfitt! Shouldn't've eaten that broccoli.

by jamal j. November 12, 2008

Puke Parfait

When you have consumed a large amount of greasy food causing your vomit to have distinct layers of grease and other food.

Translucent, viscous layers of vomit comprised the multiple tiers of my fresh made puke parfait.

by Paramagic September 27, 2012

parfait

The act of jizzing in a womans vagina while she is on her period, the semen and blood mix to resemble a delicious treat.

Beth was on her period so I gave her a parfait.

by nikedunks August 13, 2012