Penis Parker

A man who parks his penis

1: I'll Park my penis in you.
2: I can't believe that he just put his penis there; He is such a Penis Parker.

by Casino's Mother June 1, 2019

Bulls on parade

"Bulls on parade!" - North American metaphor slang,

Usually used to notify those around you that police officers/soldiers are present and/or taking action nearby, and that it may be time to defend yourself against them.

"Bulls on Parade" is also a song by the band RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, which features on the Album "Vietnow". The band often uses this song as an opener as it is very exiting and contains powerful anti government rhetoric.

"oh shit watch out man, they're coming... YO! BULLS ON PARADE!"

RATM: "Arms warehouses fill as quick as the cells,
Rally round the family with a pocket full of shells,
...BULLS ON PARADE!"

by RenHoek28 August 23, 2007

Parker, CO

A suburb in Colorado, approximately 30 minutes SE of Denver. Parker is a very white town, with whites comprising almost 93% of total population. Most of the people in Parker are either retired white folk (who live in rich neighborhoods such as Stonegate and Clarke Farmes), working class adults in their 20's and 30's without families, and the stereotypical white families who appear on Christmas cards each year. There are 3 public high schools in Parker. Chaparral is primarily the white kids who are sub-par at sports but throw the best parties, typically ones with more alcohol than one could imagine, hot girls, and plenty of drugs. Legend is the second high school in Parker, and the only school in the town with a half-decent reputation in regards to sports, specifically baseball and basketball. Ponderosa is the last high school in the town, and undoubtedly the least notable. Not much goes on there besides drugs and bad grades. Aside from partying, Parker doesn't have anything fun to do besides twiddle your thumbs, go to Sonic, and street race

Ryan: "Hey dude you down to chill tonight?"
Me: "yeah dude, where? my house?"
Ryan: "Dude you live in Parker, CO ...wth?"

by yaboi37 July 3, 2017

Peter Parker

A run-of-the-mill nerd that goes to Midtown School of Science and Technology and also has a Stark Industries internship.

Nothing else is going on, really. Who's Spider-Man?

He's definitely not Spider-Man.

Flash Thompson: hey, how's that fake-ass Stark Internship of yours going?
Peter Parker: it's not fake!

by ohnoooooohnonono June 12, 2018

Parade Day

In Scranton, Pennsylvania, a day in March during which a grand St. Patrick's Day Parade is held. However, the vast majority of people simply use the day as an excuse to drink all day long and stay in a state of constant drunkenness. Bars bring in tremendous revenue during this day, some of which virtually depend on Parade Day. Most people in Scranton consider Parade Day a holiday and some would even call it their favorite.

"Oh man, I can't wait for Parade Day! We're gonna get shit-faced!"

by ssjrem January 26, 2009

Parker Posey

From the characters that the American actress Parker Posey portrays on the screen. A person exhibiting the character traits af an asshole and/or being a cunt.

"That bitch is such a Parker Posey" and "Stop being such a Parker Posey, this is why people don't like you."

by Guilty1 June 7, 2018

Paraskevidekatriaphobia

Paraskevidekatriaphobia is a morbid, irrational fear of Friday the 13th. When you can pronounce the word, you're cured.
See also: triskaidekaphobia

I can't read, so where does that leave me, eh?

by Paraskevidekatriaphobiack February 13, 2004