When you take your girlfriend to Paisley Abbey while she’s on her period and get her to empty her clot filled scants on to the altar, before mixing the detritus with oatmeal to make a hearty breakfast sausage.
As a special treat, the girls at the bingo have got together to make you a lovely Paisley Abattoir, HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!
by Stegner June 20, 2023
Get the Paisley Abattoirmug. by DonnieCarmelo October 17, 2008
Get the Basil Paisleymug. Paisley’s are crazy!! But in the best way. They are typically blondes with green eyes or blue and are super friendly. They LOVE hugs. It’s a part of their nature, they like attention and sometimes go to extremes. But they get all the guys. And they have amazing taste in boys. They are kinda hearted and happy but they are breaking inside and need a shoulder to cry on. They are VERY PRETTY!! Solid 10/10. If you see one, then never forget em. They will change your life.
by LittlePotatoFriend November 17, 2021
Get the Paisleymug. An amazing girl who should date me but any way she is sweet shows so much care for her friends she may be stuck on someone but she will find her love no matter who she chooses.
by 🥺your hot😩 October 11, 2021
Get the Paisley tomug. Refers to the lovely delicate random-swirly patterns created by the natural structural-formations of the brain.
Every mammal has a unique cerebral paisley pattern that is all his own --- no two brains are exactly alike.
by QuacksO June 12, 2018
Get the cerebral paisleymug. Paisley is the cutest girl you will ever meet she has blonde hair, beautiful eyes, a copper tone tan and she has the cutest face you will ever see she has all the boys falling for but she is oblivious to it because she only wants one boy she is usually a simple girl that lives in a small town and is raised right she’s a goody two shoes but has a wild side for sure.
by Eric boi October 27, 2019
Get the Paisleymug. by UltimateDoge August 24, 2022
Get the Brad Paisleymug.