A.S.A.G.D.M.F.P.B.

Acronym for: As Soon As God Damn Mother Fucking Possible, Bitch.

I need those 1085 forms ASAGDMFPB!

by Billy January 20, 2005

A.S.A.F.P.

As Soon As Fucking Possible

Get your ass down here A.S.A.F.P.

by asdfqwer1234 January 15, 2009

P.T.F.O

refers to video games where an objective is present, and stands for Play The Fucking Objective.

Quit being a Bush Wookie and P.T.F.O.!

by jdawghatesyou August 8, 2011

N.M.F.P.

An acronym for Not My Fucking Problem. Often used in the workplace when saying Not My Fucking Problem would cost you your job.

The twat I work with called and told me something was wrong. I responded with N.M.F.P. bitch!

My boss is a cock sucker and this company is going down the toilet...and I think to myself N.M.F.P.!

by J & D October 5, 2006

P.T.F.O

Acronym for "Passed The Fuck Out" inspired by university acrynyms.

Have you seen Dancia recently?

Dude, she's on the couch PTFO.
Doesn't surprise me.

by AaronPetray February 24, 2005

M.F.P.O.T.Y

mutherfucking party of the year

This will be the M.F.P.O.T.Y.

by dumbbrunnet September 6, 2014

P.A.F.A.B

Acronym: Punk Ass Faggot Ass Bitch. When calling someone an asshole just doesn't suffice.

TSA:"Morning, Ticket sales, My name is Mike Cohen"

Caller: "Yeah I need aisle seats for this Gen. Admission concert"

TS: If it's GA then it's first come, first serve"

Caller: "So that means you can't get me ailse seats....?
(CLICK)

TS: That caller was a complete P.A.F.A.B."

by The_Great_Black_Pope January 20, 2009