P'owned

Player owned, Killed, destroyed, sniped, Beat down,

Dude, you were so P'owned by that sniper

by Funnyjunk2012 July 9, 2007

Owned

An overused gamerboy term. Using this term is now considered the most potent contraceptive available. Anyone saying this is guaranteed not to get any.

Everyone and his brother has uploaded a picture for "Owned", although no one cares about it and no one will see it.

by Satchmo II May 13, 2005

Well-Oiled

Potentially of British Origin (possibly Northern-English).
Meaning heavily drunk.
Less common but the same as pissed.

Let's go out and get well-oiled.
Haha look, Jack's having a piss on the fruity. Is he well-oiled or what?
I've had a rough day at work, I'ma have to get oiled up.

by Thomas Leone October 12, 2009

oiled up big black guys

my favorite thing in the whole world

i do love me some oiled up big black guys

by oiledupblackguyenjoyer July 26, 2023

Jell-owned

The victory cry of Bill Cosby, as well as many of his fans and followers, stemming from his humorous speaking of the word jello, in regards to the desert. He eventually adopted it and began using it when he defeats an opponent in everyday life, or an online game.

L33TSniper: Aww I cant believe you beat me like that!

Cosby10: JELL-OWNED

by Victor Frieze September 29, 2009

self-owned

when someone gets self-owned means that the reason of ownage aren't the owning guy's abilities/skills/etc. but the owned guy's stupidity/lack of skills or abilities/etc.

basically said, someone gets self-owned because he does something stupid

who owned him isn't extraordinary, but the owned guy himself is worse than others

similar to selfd

table tennis player 1: (trying to hit the incoming ball while actually hitting the table, dropping the bat and screaming)

table tennis player 2: "haha so self-owned"

by forceNet July 30, 2007

Pre-Owned

In computer gaming, being pre-owned is being given the fact that no matter what, yo' ass is gonna get sacked.

Dude, I pre-own you in cs, don't even try

by Sam A.M. October 17, 2003