"That chick has a long O.D.A. (optimal distance of attraction). I thought she was fine from a distance, but once I got up close, I realized she had a face like a horse."
by Yuichi October 1, 2007
Get the O.D.A. (Optimal distance of attraction)mug. Recent studies show that after leaving your 9-5, the most optimal way to spend your evening is eating Chipotle and getting a blowjob. This is statistically shown to increase levels of serotonin, endorphins, dopamine, and oxytocin.
Person 1 - Hey man, are you executing the optimized weekday after-work game plan?
Person 2 - Of course brother. I'm picking up 2 orders of chipotle at 6. Girlfriend is coming over at 6:30!
Person 2 - Of course brother. I'm picking up 2 orders of chipotle at 6. Girlfriend is coming over at 6:30!
by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020
Get the Optimized weekday after-work game planmug. Training in an oddly unique manner, making unnecessary adjustments to exercises by means of adding non useful accessories
by Bartholemew III September 7, 2022
Get the Optimal Trainingmug. A process of remotely controlling the appliances , HVAC system, plugs and lights with a virtual reality system in your home. It is localized to the Modesto CA area.
Your house is now optimized
by Paramedic 8558 March 30, 2025
Get the Optimizedmug. A product or service that has been rendered completely useless, unmanageable, or irrelevant. In software, this is usually due to over-engineering or a lack of fundamental understanding of how to interpret analytics related to the typical use case. Most common in software and online services, but can be applied to other industries.
example 1: "YouTube has nearly been optimized to perfection."
example 2: "Kathleen Kennedy has optimized Star Wars cinematic storytelling."
example 2: "Kathleen Kennedy has optimized Star Wars cinematic storytelling."
by ThatAwesomeTerr June 13, 2018
Get the Optimizedmug. Another way of saying bliss, or blind optimism that sounds even more positive, even though it all means the same thing.
Boundless optimism sounds good, but really it's no different than a state of bliss where everything is okay, and everything will be okay.
by Solid Mantis April 12, 2020
Get the Boundless optimismmug. Iam "The optimal Spellbook/Dogmatika deck turn 1 board consists of the cards: Secret Village of Spellcasters, Jowgan the Spiritualist, and Dogmatika Punishment. As long as Secret Village of Spellcasters is on the field, only the owner of the card is allowed to use spell cards (so long as they possess a Spellcaster monster on the field). Jowgan the Spiritualist prevents special summoning. And Dogmatika punishment will destroy a face up monster. It creates a situation where your opponent has no choice but to use their 1 normal summon on a monster that will inevitably be destroyed by Dogmatika Punishment and/or set a monster. This board almost always guarantees a turn 3 and shuts down spell heavy decks or decks that rely heavily on link/synchro climbing or special summoning. Ideally you will Spellbook climb into Jowgan so summon it in defense position. It's a fun deck that results in only 1 player being able to play Yugioh."
Hym "And that's like THIS! It's the same thing! What's happening right now?"
Hym "And that's like THIS! It's the same thing! What's happening right now?"
by Hym Iam August 22, 2023
Get the The optimal Spellbook/Dogmatika deck turn 1 boardmug.