green onion cake

When you accidentally give oral sex to someone with poor genital hygiene.

Luke: Shit man, you don't look so good!
Cornelius: I just had a green onion cake...

by Urs V September 28, 2008

glass onion

Originated from the Beatles song "Glass Onion" from their white album. It means to overanalyze something that is not intended to mean anything more then what it is. The entire point of the Glass Onion song was to poke fun at all the people who had looked for deep messages in previous beatle songs.

"You Completely glass onioned the movie Sideways"

by Ichthasen September 7, 2008

onion man

The person that you think you keep seeing after a hard alcohol session ( usually two days or more ).
This is a section of paranoia you suffer as a result of drinking.

Lying in bed after a 2-3 day alcohol session sweating hard, onion man is standing over your bed supervising and wont go away.
He appears in your dreams and can be seen through the corner of your eye on occasions forcing one to constantly look over ones shoulder.

by Milosovic July 14, 2006

onionghaseyo

literally how kboos speak in front of their oppars

oNiOngHaSeYo oppar I sarang you

by callmenoob September 14, 2019

onosnotopoeia

When you're at a seasonal family function with the local sports team and the younger nephews/nieces feel like they want to be involved in football talk, they make noises (onomatopoeias) or in this case onosnotopoeias.

*Linemen dogpile onto each other*

Little Tikes: "BAAAM POOW, ouch!!"
Rest of Family: "Them kids and their onosnotopoeias smh"

by Screamomatic December 24, 2022

Team Onions

The act of a group of guys standing in a circle at a party and slipping their nutsacks through their zippers with hopes that an innocent bystander (usually female) in the middle of the group, will look down and see 5 or more sacks of onions.

Tamara was traumatized when she realized she was a victim of a game of Team Onions.

by Milky2010 November 8, 2009

lane onion

When driving, the act of straddling two lanes. Especially useful in areas where signage or road markings are poor, and in unfamiliar urban areas where committing to a single lane could cause a wrong turn or other mistake.

"There are people behind us who want to pass."

"I'm not sure if I need to go straight or bear left, so I'm planning to do both until I figure it out."

"You're pulling an epic lane onion."

by Raser March 8, 2010