Onioned

The act of mistaking an article written by the satirical newspaper "The Onion" for a genuine article. Usually demonstrating a persons lack of critical thinking skills.

Chinese government run newspaper was onioned in 2002, when they reported that "Congress Threatens To Leave D.C. Unless New Capitol Is Built".

by Brilliant mind October 28, 2010

Onioned

To have a random comment(s) left on your Facebook profile in the night by a drunken friend(s).

Look at my Facebook page, I've been Onioned!

by Uncle Kurn June 6, 2011

Onioned

Really high and/or drunk. Feeling like you've lost your mind. Derived from "pickled" as in "my brain is in a pickle".

Pickled onions - onioned, get the drift?

Rudeboi: "Yo, man what did you get up to last night?"

Stoner: "Got completely onioned, mate"

Rudeboi: "Cool story, bro"

by millz22 August 16, 2013

onionade

onionade is made when life decides to hand you onions and not lemons.

Onionade sucks.

by some dumb person March 9, 2018

Orioned

The act of meeting a guy so sexy/cute/likeable/interesting/hot, that when you try to ask him out or try anything romantic you LITERALLY SHUT DOWN. You heat up and SHUT DOWN... SIMULTANEOUSLY.

I was going to ask Orion out but then I saw him looking at me and my pulse started RACING, and I just ORIONED in place!

by Sue Denim January 4, 2018

Onioneyesed

Being made teary eyed from cutting onions

I forgot to wear my onion cutting protective goggles and ended up being made onioneyesed.

by mumu inc. November 19, 2011

Oniondip

When your ball sack, aka your onions, hang so low that when you sit on the throne to pee or deuce they dip into the water of the toilet bowl.

Been crushing beers for the last 9 hours, too lit to stand and pee, so, I sit on the bowl and as I am filling it up I notice that my onions are dipping into the rising cocktail of pee water, an Oniondip... No chips.

by smenycsmenyc June 1, 2013