by Pffm8 January 26, 2019
Cruiser: "Well I thought I would enlist before I got drafted."
Sgt. Hulka: "Son there is no draft anymore."
Cruiser's response: "There was one?"
Sgt. Hulka: "Son there is no draft anymore."
Cruiser's response: "There was one?"
by rek40 August 15, 2011
by Lily_of_Geeks August 29, 2009
"Have you seen that Kate Moss. She's got tits like fried eggs but I'd certainly slip her one."
Mario: "How many marks would you give Princess Peach, out of two?"
Luigi: "Hmm. I'd give her one."
Mario: "How many marks would you give Princess Peach, out of two?"
Luigi: "Hmm. I'd give her one."
by HMB July 12, 2003
The phrase that people say that suck at everything but is the best in their little village where they live when they lose in a team-based. Normally followed by a really bad yo momma joke.
John: God dude, you really suck at everything.
Gaylord: what, you wanna go one on one, because I'm in your mom's bed.
John: (pause) Wow... really?
Gaylord: what, you wanna go one on one, because I'm in your mom's bed.
John: (pause) Wow... really?
by JoshRoxxx July 30, 2008
l33tsp33k replacement for the exclamation mark. Originates to the common typo in which a "1" is typed instead of an exclamation mark, as a result of the shift key not being held down. This evolved into the current derivative where the term "one" is fully typed.
by EJL December 29, 2004
a fucking number. one, just one. having more than zero, and less than two. a kick assMetallicA song. #1.
darkness
imprisoning me
all that i see
absolute horror
i cannot live
i cannot die
trapped in my self
body my holding cell
land mine
has taken my sight
taken my speech
taken my hearing
taken my arms
taken my legs
taken my soul
left me with a life in HELLLLLL!
imprisoning me
all that i see
absolute horror
i cannot live
i cannot die
trapped in my self
body my holding cell
land mine
has taken my sight
taken my speech
taken my hearing
taken my arms
taken my legs
taken my soul
left me with a life in HELLLLLL!
by MetallilbangeR April 08, 2005