oblong

the real name of rectangles

"look out guys, im going to rule the whole world by the power of oblong"

by Oblong power July 27, 2004

oblong schlong

a man with a rectangular penis caused by having sex with electrical equipment

Tom Elder Lubrecating his USP or USB port on his gamecube

by Sam .f June 1, 2003

oblong

Strange; crazy in a fun and/or funny sort of way

Bethel went drinking last night and when she came into work this morning she was being silly. She's so oblong.

by Jennifer & Beth May 23, 2008

oolong

late, great rabbit who could balance pancakes, among other things, on it's head

oolong was great at balancing objects!

by Dagon January 12, 2005

oblonglivious

When one's understanding of a situation is so completely distant from reality, their obliviousness takes on an oblong, convex shape.

I was oblonglivious to the processor reviews.

by Boobytrap8 June 12, 2010

Olon

Olon is a real OG. He's a hella good drummer but he's not stuck up about it. He's living that healthy vegan life style until he gets handed a cake, which he'll eat like a barbarian. He's the best person you could go to for advice, and he's always there if you need a hug after a long day. He's a softie but acts super hardcore, and he's always someone you can fall back on, literally and figuratively. He's really smart, but presents himself like a total goof, and he definitely took a few years of the band director's life.

"Did you hear that sick drum solo?"
"Yeah that's my buddy Olon. He's a groovy guy."

"Yuuh?"
"Yuuuh."

by band-a-ten-hut-cats April 28, 2019

oblonite

a person or practitioner of the Oblon mentality. Oblons typically deal in falsehoods and lies. Oblons add no facts or logical information to conversations or thoughts.

I spoke with Tommy last night, seems he joined the Oblonites and went full retard.

by 13Tyson March 6, 2020