octagon

What you say when somebody is coming too close or annoying you and you want them to go away. It is the shape of a stop sign and it tells people to stop. Formed by putting arms above head and joining hands.

verb form: to perform this action on somebody

sleazy old man at club: hey baby, how you doing?
girl (with arms raised above head): STOP! I'm an octagon!
sleazy old man at club: what the hell?
girl: didn't you ever take driver's ed? you STOP at the octagons!

Verb: "I octagoned the asshole across the hall who was trying to get into my pants"

by stinkylia July 24, 2008

Octacontamyriachalimiaroctachiliahexacontachiliaochiliadiacosi-octacontaocta-gon

A polygon with 81,868,288 sides.

A polygon with 81,868,288 sides is called a octacontamyriachalimiaroctachiliahexacontachiliaochiliadiacosi-octacontaocta-gon. This is useless information, just say 81,868,288-gon.

by HubertTheGoogologist September 20, 2025

Outacontrazy

A situation that is both out of control and crazy.

Having sex in that restaurant bathroom was outacontrazy.

by Thayin December 22, 2013

Octagonal synthetic face mask disorder

A face mask generally used on specimens with underdeveloped jaw lines. Generally the rare disease leaves victims with only two planes of sight. This means they can only see in 2D or in 1D. Just think, the original Super Mario Brothers for the NES had a better graphics system than the system that these people see in their everyday lives. I can't describe how I feel about this indistinct disease, it's one of the most minimally understood disease. People that suffer from octagonal synthetic face mask disorder generally do not live for much more than thirty years.

Superman was once thought to have octagonal synthetic face mask disorder.

by Zack Marks October 2, 2016

octagon penis

An octagon penis is a supspecies of male genitelia that like the name suggests is octagon shaped. This is a leap in evolution that ensures the male will find a proper mate as it will only fit into a octagon vaginal shape.

Dude i totally thought i would get with that but then i saw her triangle vagina and had to accept that my octagon penis was not meant to hit that.

by DudeWithAttitudes December 22, 2016

Octagon Head

An Octagon Head is when a person head refers to the shape of an octagon. When a person is refereed to as an "Octagon Head" they may use certain vocabulary as "Swows." , "Shish." and "Yoy."

"Hey have you seen any Octagon Heads around here?"
"Nah, I can only see some fufing swows around these parts"

by Ant9077 September 15, 2020

octocontrabass clarinet

Not much is known about this instrument. It is pitched 1 octave below the contrabass clarinet, two octaves below the bass clarinet, and three octaves below the Bb clarinet. Its lowest note is one octave below one of the lowest notes on the piano, and it is no longer in use as the only model for it is broken beyond repair. It is also the REAL lowest woodwind, and battles for the lowest note obtained with an instrument with the 64’ stop organ. Plays into the -1 octave range.

Holy crud! Is that a octocontrabass clarinet?

I thought it is unable to be played!

by Instrument definer June 11, 2021