by Hairy Palmer June 11, 2006
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**walking down the street when the hottest looking guy ever walks past you, you whistle appreciatively, turn to your friend and say "hello nurse".
by Animaniac January 31, 2004
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Offer ice for every last thing. Unkept office with students lined up out the door trying to get home. There are probably no more than two school nurses per school. Thinks that you parents or guardians need to know every last bit of information, and asks them if they can come pick you up. These nurses probably don't even have a medical dagree. Most of these school nurses are fat. Eventhough you feel horible, they probably won't beleive you, so they send you back to class after 3 mins. Nurses have memory erasers, because they ask for you name evey time you go to see them. Their office always smells like they are cooking something. Probably every office has an empty garbage bin for needles. Probably every office has a microwave.
(NOTE I am just using random names!)
(Bob) Mrs, I feel like I will be throwing up badly
*Throws up intestines*
(School Nurse) Do you want me to call your mom?
(Steve) Mrs I think I am pa-
*Drops to floor*
(Nurse) You look fine to me, go back to class!
(Bob) Mrs, I feel like I will be throwing up badly
*Throws up intestines*
(School Nurse) Do you want me to call your mom?
(Steve) Mrs I think I am pa-
*Drops to floor*
(Nurse) You look fine to me, go back to class!
by Aidan Yurich March 30, 2009
Get the school nurse mug.Healthcare professional belonging to one of the most trusted and seemingly underappreciated professions. Hospitals wouldn't run without them. If there were no nurses, many people would die. The nurse is an expert manager. Nurses have to deal with pharmacy, radiology, medicine, OR, the lab, and other nurses. Nurses put up with a lot. Nurses are smart and have to think critically. The nurse will assess your health and report changes to your doctor. The nurse will draw your labs and monitor the results. The nurse will also keep an eye on your vital signs and watch for subtle changes that may indicate a change in health status. The nurse will give you medications, know when to not give you medications, and know which medications to ask to doctor to order for you. The nurse will make sure you are safe and get better. Nurses will sit with you and really listen. They will laugh with you, cry with you, and hug you. The nurse is the ultimate patient advocate. Nurses teach their patients how to live healthier. When things start going down the drain, the nurse is usually the first to pick up on it and intervene.
"I can't breathe! Call the nurse!"
by macaronincheese August 28, 2013
Get the Nurse mug.A hardcore pornographic film which was filmed in 1972, but not released until 1976. Monetary disputes between star Hairyballs McCumsontits and director Ferdinand O'Hoolihan delayed the films release by four years. However, within opening weekend it managed to earn back double what it costed to make. To this day it remains a cult classic. In 2006, a 30th anniversary DVD was released by BJ Entertainment.
by Joey Orgler 3 August 24, 2008
Get the Nymphoid Nurses Get Nasty mug.A movement that seeks to promote and make legal the occupation of being an adult wet nurse. That is a woman let's adults suck milk out of her tit.
This is sometimes done among teen MILFs and in some bars you can go in and order a " Milk Mamma" and some woman will come out and let you suck the milk out of her tit.
This is sometimes done among teen MILFs and in some bars you can go in and order a " Milk Mamma" and some woman will come out and let you suck the milk out of her tit.
by Judge dredd7 July 17, 2011
Get the Adult Wet Nurse movement mug.A health care professional who has been educated and trained to care for the sick, in hospitals, or other health facilities.
Nurses are assigned to patients in hospitals and look after their physical health (disease prevention and treatment) as well as their emotional and mental health.
Registered nurse (RN): Attended university for three years
(not be comfused with enrolled nurse or assistant in nursing)
Nurses are assigned to patients in hospitals and look after their physical health (disease prevention and treatment) as well as their emotional and mental health.
Registered nurse (RN): Attended university for three years
(not be comfused with enrolled nurse or assistant in nursing)
The registered nurse studied at university for three years
The nurse administered the injection to the patient
The nurse administered the injection to the patient
by ecf October 7, 2005
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