Spark Notes

A lazy student's best guide to getting out of wasting 5 hours a night to read some lame ass book.Pretty much the act of reading a book summary.

Matthew:Oh shit! I forgot to read my book for English class!
Me:Spark Notes that shit in second period yo.

by JizzyJan December 9, 2009

notas

someone who tries to get everyone´s attention doing stupid shit

Why are you wearing sunglasses at night?? What a notas!!

by teachingspanishpeople November 11, 2014

NOTTI OSAMA

Notti Osama aka Ethan Reyes born January 17th 2008, was an up and coming drill rapper from Sugarhill, Harlem. He was apart of a gang known as OY but he sadly passed away on July 9th 2022, due to being stabbed in the abdomen by an opposing gang member. But disregarding the fact that he passed away, he is still one of the best drill rappers from New York. #EVERYTHING4NOTTI. love you forever mh

random: who is notti osama

me: the king of Harlem ofc

by destroy lonely January 20, 2023

take notes

To pay close attention, to recall for further study

When I'm spittin' you better take notes, dude.

by Dr. Foo May 8, 2008

notes are broke

"notes are broke!" indicates a person who is unable to communicate properly with others. Our helpdesk received an email from someone with no body, just the subject line "notes are broke!" Since then, the phrase has come to mean a poor communicator, or just plain idiocy. There is a gesture that accompanies the phrase. You must flap your arms like a retarded person attempting to fly when you say it. This is of course optional according to context as well as present company.

"So, how're things going?"
"Snakes on a plane man, snakes on a plane."
"Really? What's wrong?"
"Man, you know Cindy in accounting? She's all notes are broke again."

or

"How are things going with the project?"
"Notes are broke, boss, notes are broke."

or

"Have you spoken to the client?"
"Yes, and all I can say is notes are broke."

by Gleznov August 23, 2006

cornell notes

On the eigth day Satan decended, in jew form, and created cornell notes. And the Jew ascended into the mountains in the north of city of angels and seeing as the people were with mirth the jew said "Do unto the notes 20 pages a month" and he saw it was bad. And the Jew said "do unto notes 20 summaries" and he saw it was bad. And the Jew said "Do unto the notes 10 learning logs" and he saw it was bad. Many trembled in fear and tried to avert this disaster by throwing money at this jew woman with horns. Yet it was to no avail. And the children of Du unto the Arte wept in sorrow, for this creation could not be conquered.

Burn in cornell notes, jew-haters!

by Longman McDickert November 23, 2006

Hit moar notes

Originating from the people playing the popular Guitar Hero series, and originally to denote how to beat a song. Now can be used as a sarcastic response for any situation.

Guy 1: How do I get better with the BR?
Guy 2: HIT MOAR NOTEZ
Guy 1: Does anyone know how to beat the final boss in FFXXV?
Guy 2: HIT MOAR NOTES
Guy 1: How do you suggest I pick up this girl?
Guy 2: Hit moar notes

by awesomecomb June 22, 2009