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nonshalent

The retarded way of spelling and mispronouncing the word nonchalant.
Kanye West: Yo Ima let you finish, but Beyonce is so nonshalent!
Bill Gates: You fucking retard, do you mean nonchalant?
by zapunuts.. September 20, 2009
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Noner

A Noner (said Non-er) is some one of no importance, or lack there of. It derived from "Non-Essential Personel". The term is slang used largly by united states military members to describe the vast number of people who work away from the direct mission at hand.
1) A noner can be a person that works in finance, behind a desk in the warmth of a office. Their biggest threat is a chance that the stappler may brake and a staple come screaming out into their eye.
2)"Anyone who does not work on the flight line is a noner"
by JDF April 29, 2004
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like none other

In a way which cannot be duplicated by others.
Bruce Lee can do Karate like none other.
I have to pee like none other.
I will kick your ass like none other.
He can smoke weed like none other.
by KenpoSam April 26, 2006
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Nonexistent

Your brain, talent, and love life. Need I say more?
Did you seriously just look up "nonexistent" on Urban Dictionary? You fucking retard.
by Yopmail User August 16, 2022
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nontheist

A nontheist sees the God question as insoluble and irrelevant. Nontheists approach the God question from an empirical position, which has so far shown them that it has been impossible to either prove, or disprove the existence of God. A Nontheist considers the god hypothesis as dealing with matters that are unfalsifiable, therefore placing the question outside the realm of human knowledge. Nontheists see the question of debating God's existence as irrelevant as debating the existence of leprechauns, Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Invisible Pink Unicorn, Invisible Garage Dragons, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, etc.
Theist: God exists.
Nontheist: Prove it.
Theist: Well, just look around you. God created everything you see. See? That proves God!
Nontheist: I see...and how do you know that everything wasn’t created by an invisible purple Gnome named Wilbur who lives on the dark side of the moon, therefore proving Wilbur?
Theist: Because fill-in-the-blank-holy-book says that God did it!
Nontheist: Just how do you know your book’s claims are reliable though?
Theist: Because my book is self-authenicating, it says right here that it was written by God.
Nontheist: Using a book that claims self authentication commits the logical fallacy of circular reasoning. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. Assertions that are unfalsifiable and immune from disproof aren’t worth much. How do you know your book wasn’t written by the Invisible Pink Unicorn?
by Buckaroo May 18, 2006
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nonexistent

Nonexistant: /Non•ee•ggsi•stant/
a term used to describe a Chinese government that allows its citizens to live independently.
in a nonexistent world, China wouldn't be having the problems it is now.
by sporous October 10, 2020
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None of the fences

An odd name, that random people use, instead of no offence.
Some purseon: So how do you like this house?
Me: Hmm, I leik The other purseons house better, none of the fences tho....
by Tnos December 8, 2010
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