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Nerdjerking

Very similar to nerdjacking, but when a person digresses into extreme detail about any and every uninteresting topic. While a nerdjacker tends to "go into extreme and/or unnecessary detail about one’s passion," the nerdjerker will go on about any given subject and usually has very little or absolutely no expertise on the topic (although they speak with such detail that the naive could be fooled into thinking the nerdjerker actually knows what he/she is talking about). Nerdjerking is not aimed at only one passion, as the typical nerdjerker is passionate about any random, irrelevant, topic.

It's easy to fall victim of a nerdjerker's tangent. Regardless of your obvious lack of interest in the topic; nerdjerkers will continue talking until you run away. No matter what, do not respond or input your opinion. This will only cause the person to believe that you actually care about what he/she is talking about and will continue on with an increased passion.
Jane: I accidentally mentioned the economy to Alice and she went off for an hour about how the cost of pens are the cause for poverty. I had no clue what she was even talking about.

Jamie: Yea, you've got to be careful. Alice loves nerdjerking and there is no stopping her once she starts talking. Never mention and of her exes or she will nerdjerk for hours.
by sillywillybilly September 20, 2011
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nerdlinger

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pins and needles

A reference to the sharp tingling senstation one feels when a body part hasn't been moved for a while or when it's been pressed up against something in the wrong way.
Example 1:
Referenced in the movie PCU.
A character named 'Pigman' sits on a couch in front of a TV for seemingly days without getting up. When he finally gets up, he realizes that his body is so cramped from being still that he quickly falls to the floor and shouts out:

"Pins and needles!...Pins and needles!"

Example 2:
Referenced by the rock band Blur in a song called "Song 2":

"When I feel heavy metal
And I’m pins and I’m needles
Well I lie and I’m easy..."
by ChicagoJoe February 17, 2006
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needle eye pumpum

Is the female genitalia that is so tight almost as tight as a virgin
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needle exchange

a place that hands out free, unused needles in exchange for dirty, used ones to iv drug users.
joe always saves his old sets. that way he can always get new ones at the needle exchange.
by g-ring May 5, 2007
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nerderoids

term describing the use of illegal video game console modifications by gamers to unfairly boost in-game statistics and display the possession of superior ability and a larger 'virtual penis'.
"Ryan employed the use of performance enhancing nerderoids in order to achieve Level 10 Prestige status in MW2."
by stormriderx April 8, 2010
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Nedley

that one person who constantly makes you laugh and brings back reeses pieces from America
wow that nedley sure does know how to shop for reeces pieces.
by hihihihihihi2345 December 5, 2012
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