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windows neptune

A version of Microsoft Windows that was do to arrive at the same time as windows 2000, but never made it past the second beta. It was supposed to be a home version of windows 2000, but was cancelled by Microsoft, and later merged with Windows XP.
I can't believe Windows Neptune got cancelled, looks like it's time for 98 again.
by Jl533 September 16, 2005
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Captain Neptune

This is the process in which a man takes a round fishbowl, places it over his partner's head, drops a fucking fat ass shit on the fishbowl, and then smashes the bowl over her head with a brick.
Damn, that captain neptune i gave your sister last night was exellent.
by Colin L. May 19, 2003
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nuke neptune

1. An underground porn-star credited with having the best "technique".

2. A name you tell someone if you don't want them knowing your real name.

3. The physical act of launching nuclear weapons at the planet, Neptune.
1. "Nuke Neptune fucked me so good I came 10 times in the first minute."

2. "I'm Nuke Neptune, bitch!"

3. "Y'all watch this! We goin Nuke Neptune! Yeeeehaw!"
by willyfisterbut45 April 19, 2010
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brayden neptune

Brayden Neptune is a sweet boy who loves football and is a big gamer and he will do anything to win his game. He will do anything for his family and friends and he has some downsides but is a good person.
by k;nfdalj September 25, 2020
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On king neptune

by i hate niggas October 5, 2020
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kiss of neptune

When toilet water splashes up and hits the tip of your penis .
Dude I just got the kiss of Neptune, it was fucking disgusting
by Pnklkr69 May 18, 2018
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Rings around Neptune

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch is SO Not rings around neptune.
by G-Union May 19, 2003
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