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Portuguese Necktie

Engaging a girl in the 69 position while one partner stands and the other is held upside down by the first partner. The upside down partner should have a strong tan line in the the shape of thong lines as to make the person resemble a tie and the tan lines a collar.
Portuguese Neckties are neckties that are Portuguese.
by Dicks Von Cheese May 20, 2012
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Waterford Necktie

Similar to the Cincinnati Bowtie where one deposits a long turd during dismounting towards females feet.
After I finished with the Cincinnati Bowtie I left a six inch Waterford Necktie between her tits!!!
by Hank the Hank Hanky August 20, 2009
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Rusty Necktie

The act of removing one's penis from a woman's anus, promptly inserting it between her breasts and fucking vigorously. Depending on the feces to penis to breast ratio, the necktie may be more, or less apparent given the circumstances.
I gave this chick such a rusty necktie last night the scrap yard has been calling all morning
by Long_Schlong_Silver March 17, 2011
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Mississippi Necktie

A hangman's noose. Phrased as such to imply formality and common occurence in the region of Mississippi and other deep southern states, of the event of a hanging, not necessarily of a specific race or group of people, but anyone unfortunate enough to piss off a redneck. Used in reference to a hanging to make light of, or lessen the horrific nature of it.
Ex.1.: "Hey boy, you better get on outta here before you find yourself wearin' a Mississippi Necktie."

Ex.2.: "Billy Bob wore a Mississippi Necktie to his weddin'."
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 7, 2010
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Toledo Necktie

When you lay a tird legnth-wise down your partner's chest so that when finished it has the appearance of a necktie...made of shit.
For our anniversary I gave my husband a toledo necktie, boy, was it messy.
by frecklef'er April 20, 2010
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Sherman Necktie

When general sherman made his march to the sea in the American civil war, and took railroad ties in the south and twisted them around trees
by G.G. 34610 January 16, 2008
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Trump necktie

They gave that BLM protester a Trump necktie. It was horrifying.
by Mistah Fo-real-yo July 30, 2016
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