Mutency

Mutency is what occurs when one is dialed in to a conference call and hangs out on mute. When the individual is asked a question and there is silence for a few seconds before he or she answers, this latency is known as mutency

Person 1: Hey Bill, when is that deal coming to closure

Person 1: Bill? Bill? You there? ... Maybe he dropped out.

Person on Mute: .............................. Should be next month, sorry for the late response, I was on mute.

Person 1: Ahhh, mutency.

by WindowLicker9000 February 3, 2010

Mutton Bust

To make the "Bahh" noise typical of a sheep while you are achieving an orgasm.

"I mutton busted all over her face last night. She had no idea why I was 'bahhing' but she didn't seem to care."

by Anthony Pantsonme February 4, 2010

man mitten

When a man wraps his hand with toilet paper in a mitten-like fashion before wiping his ass after a big duke.

Hey Bubba, grab another roll of toilet paper after you use up that one on your man mitten.

by Kelly Z. November 23, 2006

nose mitten

The act of warming one's nose by inserting it into another's vagina or anal cleft.

It's freezing on this boat!" cried Ned to the fisherman, "Can I please have a nose mitten?!

by Blecchy March 4, 2011

wolf mittens

A chick with hairy knuckles

Chick was giving me a hand job.. I thought it was my pubes. But it was her wolf mittens

by jji436 May 18, 2011

Love Mitten

Vagina or a place where babies come from

Mel has an exquisite love mitten

by Unit VP December 17, 2006

muttonchops

A better extended version of sideburns.
Narrower at the temple, broad at lower jaw.
See General Burnside.

My brother is growing kick-ass muttonchops.

by mud January 4, 2005