Middle-manned

When using a public restroom stall, and two other people are defecating in the stalls on either side of you rather loudly, and with pungent odor.

"Dude, I just got middle-manned in the bathroom at that Mexican restaurant..."

by Tiberius183 May 22, 2020

Spider-Manned

When you cum in the ass and after you pull out they blow fart the cum back on you sticking to whatever it lands on first.

My girl let me fuck her in the ass and she spider-manned my face.

by Mind Ninja 14 August 4, 2020

Man Manned

To be absolutely obliterated out of nowhere. Originated from Dominic Seward rocking the fuck out of Man Man

Person 1: Did you just see that huge hit?

Person 2: Ya he totally just got Man Manned

by joemamma2345 April 8, 2022

munted

when something or someone is jacked up or looks like a hot mess. like if you were to sit on your sandwich and it got mashed.

'i dont want that one, its all munted.'

by Hiro April 26, 2003

munnelly

A very easily adgitated sexual devient that may be found around playgrounds offering various children and asians jellies.
A munnelly has a strange attraction to feet and large rear-ends and will stop at nothing to gain access to them.

That shifty man standing by the chinese restaraunt appears to be a munnelly

by monkeytickler March 24, 2012

Munted

Verb. To be/get munted.
Refers to the state of intoxication through either alcohol or other substances to the extent that you can no longer walk and all bodily functionality is lost.

"let us all get munted" -Nelson Mandela president of the United States of Africa 44BC- 1982

by Daonebest November 28, 2020

spider-manned

The act of tying up your sexual partner and face fucking them, until you finish on his/her face in the shape of a web.

Person 1: "Hey dude, I noticed that you really hit it off with Jenny last night, then you dissapeared suddenly, where did you go? We were worried about you."
Person 2:"Hey, yeah, nothing to worry about dude, we went to my house and I spider-manned her real hard!"
Person 1:"Daaaaaamn... Dude you work hella fast, you are the Flash of fucking!"

by The soggiest of nuts July 18, 2019