Munned 

To lack foresight. To be duped into something. To unwittingly enter into an agreement which, to the average human, will result in an obvious negative consequence.

Shopper: ‘How much for this apple?’

Shopkeeper: ‘Well, normally it’s 25p however, today we are offering it at a discounted rate of 24p, if you also purchase this shiney poo sandwich for £2.49’

Shopper ponders: ‘Sounds like a bargain…I'll have 2 please’

Shopper gets Munned.

Munned by The Urban Fox Hunter September 25, 2009

Munned 

why is munned the most prettiest girl on the planet! Every human question WHY IS MUNNED SO KHUBSURAT if u become friends with munned YOUR RLLY LUCKY

Having a friend like munned is so enough

Munned by Churail October 6, 2020

munted 

(1) adj. refers to the property of an object (or person) as broken, ruined, significantly damaged, disfigured or deformed, often to the extent that it is not reversable or repairable.
(2) adj. an extreme state of intoxication by way of drugs or alcohol such that the subject's ability to perform basic tasks such as walking and talking are significantly impared.

In New Zealand and Australian slang, 1 is the more common sense, and in UK slang 2 is more common.

(1) Fuck, that car just got totally munted.
(2) I got so munted last night, I don't remember how I got home.

munted by theflyingnerd January 1, 2008

Captain Munnerlyn 

A Captain Munnerlyn occurs when you take a shit on a girl's chest (preferably during or after sex), and then immediately get up and salute it.

You MUST salute the shit. Otherwise, it's just a Boston Pancake.

**Captain Munnerlyn is also the name of a current Carolina Panthers cornerback**

Guy 1: Dude, you took that bitch home last night. You get any? She was fuckin wasted!
Guy 2: I know, dude, me too. I fucked her and then gave her a Captain Munnerlyn!
Guy 1: YES!!! You're one sick motherfucker!!

Captain Munnerlyn by BigDeff November 5, 2009

Munnery

A Munnery is a rented student accomodation used purely for the purpose of sheltering Meth addicts.

Popular pass times within a Munnery include watching wallace and gromit backwards on repeat, as well as Steven Seagal movies in fast forward. Snack of choice within the dwelling is widely noted as the ritz cracker, occasionaly coated in Betty Crocker's frosted cake icing.

Entry to the Munnery is often subject to a password, the longest of which is believed to be a recitation of President Obama's entire inaugaral speech in a Southern Spanish dialect.

Two for one on ritz, to the Munnery!

Somebody call Granny crocker I've got some Meth in my boots! Who has the Munnery key?

Hello fellow Munnerers, I relapsed again *sad face* I can haz teh relapse ritz?!

Munnery by Bricky Tamland July 27, 2009

Minned 

Verb, past tense. In the new cash economy, reduced to a minimum, as a checking account balance. Antonym to maxxed. Past tense of "min", short for "minimize".

Man, money is tight. I just minned my bank balance.

Minned by JC115 April 17, 2010

munked 

the act of being drunk, high, and tripping at the same time.

lets get behind the bleachers and get munked mah nigga so we can see dave and shit.

munked by dsfgshida January 19, 2008