Muffy

A unit of measurement; one muffy is 10 pounds.

A 10 pound orange cat residing in Harlem, NY.

The dog weighs 3 muffy.

by Pumpkin619 June 1, 2018

Muffy

A slang term for your car's muffler

I think the muffy's blown on my CRENTLEY 300

by Bucklet 911 May 27, 2019

muffsaddle

A bearded man who loves to eat pussy

Hop on the old muffsaddle colleen!!!

by Girth Brooks March 25, 2020

Muffy fuck

When You Jizz When A Girl Jizzes And You Take A Santa's Trumpet On Her Brother. (And Call It a Pugdog.)

I Gave Your mother a muffy fuck last night. (Almost Same As Screaming Dolphin.)

by xX 44100 Xx March 18, 2021

Cock Muffs

Vagina

My cock muffs are hurting me today he really drilled me last night

by # Sally from The Valley June 14, 2018

Muffy

When it's overly warm/hot either indoors or outside. Sometimes brought on by wearing to many layers. Can even be used in hot tub/sauna like situations when you actually knew it would be hot before you went in. Sometimes like actually being trapped inside a giant muff

Guy1:"Fookin hell it's well muffy in here - can't you open a window?"
Guy2:"I did but its muffy outside too!"
Guy1:"I think i may die from the muffyness!"

by McBevan April 14, 2009

muffstache

Having hair around the vaginal area.

Random Guy 1:Yea man, it was gross... she had a huge muffstache.

Random Guy 2:Well she obviously didn't get the memo.... its shaved, Not paved.

by Jagged Edge July 27, 2007