His blue veigned custard chucker was throbbing, but alas, it would be denied without him wearing the trusted custard muffler.
by Bruce Juice June 03, 2017
When your inside a chick and your ball sack covers her butt hole as she farts, causing your ball sack to vibrate acting like a muffler flap.
by BHS Master September 10, 2019
The wad of toilet you hold against your asshole to muffle the sound of shame as you try to expel the cum from your anus after butt sex so you're roommates can't hear.
by B&A&F March 17, 2017
by theroomies February 24, 2008
The art of spreading the vagina and farting in it(preferably after the consumption of beans). Have her hold the fart in while she gives you sloppy head and when your about to ejaculate(cum), put it in her cavity(vaginal) and an ultimate queef will always be the result.
With all the beans I ate today, tonight will be the perfect night to try the steaming muffler with Natalie.
by LongDoe September 30, 2011
two small earphone type things that are to be placed in the ears to muffle out the sound of the cockatoo circling, cackling, "hey boss!", woman in your office!
by foshizzlemynizzle1234 April 29, 2011
refers to a device used to negate the smell of smoke while smoking inside. This could be dryer sheets, a sock, your friends sweatshirt or an empty waterbottle.
by SLATE18 April 18, 2011